MrsCake started a fire in our oven.


Oh, the humanity irony

2/27/2010 5:51:55 PM

ew nigga

2/27/2010 5:52:55 PM

damn clean your fucking oven

2/27/2010 5:54:27 PM

what a shameful MrsCake....

2/27/2010 5:55:29 PM

2/27/2010 5:59:39 PM

Oh, the humanity irony

2/27/2010 6:01:34 PM

what was the main fuel for the fire?

2/27/2010 6:04:55 PM

apparently it is, in fact, NOT a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

[Edited on February 27, 2010 at 6:06 PM. Reason : also i like how your first instinct was to go for the camera and not water or an extinguisher]

2/27/2010 6:06:15 PM

^^ monkey bread spilllover (even after i told that bitch the bread was going to expand beyond the height of the pan - I'm smarter than her)

^ it wasn't too threatening... I felt it was necessary to bring the thread from a 4 to a 7

2/27/2010 6:09:42 PM

^ You sound like a really loving husband/boyfriend/fuck buddy.

2/27/2010 6:12:42 PM

lol nice dude.

2/27/2010 6:14:12 PM

^^ i am. I gave her a baby against her will and now she can never escape

2/27/2010 6:30:58 PM

he strapped the two together with a chain

2/27/2010 6:41:19 PM

I'm just kidding. I'm actually very loving and nice husband. It's a weird thing, I'll call her hooker or bitch, but its comical, and she knows I like her. Its our thing. *shrug*

Though I do content that I often warn her of things that seem of common sense yet she does not heed them and the thing I meant to avoid happens. Perhaps it's a logical/scientific mind vs an English major kind of mind.

2/27/2010 11:46:50 PM

Quote :

"This is breaking news It appears that Air Force One was shot down Somewhere over the Middle East this morning By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists firing a Stinger Missile The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for The President's whereabouts are presently unknown and he is presumed missing The Vice President, Secretary of State, and principals of the military are assembling Our nation stands at DEFCON 3"

2/27/2010 11:49:07 PM

Quote :

"I DO CONTENT"

I think I know who the English major in the relationship is!

2/28/2010 12:09:13 AM

haha... more like only one of us proofreads before submitting/hitting enter.

You should see my IM's. Fucking embarassing.

2/28/2010 2:04:01 AM

OH

NO

2/28/2010 4:26:58 AM

damn clean your fucking oven

2/28/2010 4:36:40 AM