is sooooo high school

using the backstop FTW


(plus, it's the polite thing to do. your roommates/S.O. doesn't like to hear that wretched sound)

2/28/2010 1:50:21 PM

so you have a urinal at your apartment?

2/28/2010 1:51:16 PM

So you're the asshole that pisses all over the toilet.

2/28/2010 1:51:30 PM

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"ASSHOLE THAT PISSES"

2/28/2010 1:52:26 PM

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"(plus, it's the polite thing to do. your roommates/S.O. doesn't like to hear that wretched sound) "

that's why i always turn the fan on to drown out the sound when i'm at someone's house or have people over.

2/28/2010 2:01:11 PM

but if i make it sound like im running a hose into a bucket maybe you'll think my urethra and in turn my schlong are large

2/28/2010 2:01:26 PM

so that's the reasoning behind it?

2/28/2010 2:27:09 PM

i flush while i pee, and then again when im done.
i dont like hearin anyone piss, and i vice versa.

2/28/2010 2:34:15 PM

well that's pretty wasteful

i'll flush while im still peeing, but just to race the toilet to see if i can finish first

2/28/2010 2:35:29 PM

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"i flush while i pee, and then again when im done."

that's kinda silly

2/28/2010 2:42:54 PM

yellow, let it mellow.
brown, flush it down.

2/28/2010 2:43:01 PM

sorry im not pissing hard i just have a giant urethra

2/28/2010 2:43:29 PM

i went to a dinner party at someone's house and they had a urinal in the bathroom. it was awesome.

2/28/2010 3:47:27 PM

I don't piss as hard as I can into the water. I do it on the floor.

2/28/2010 3:49:45 PM

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"that's kinda silly"

my bathroom does not have an exhaust fan.
and im not going to leave piss in the toilet when i have 2 roommates...thats gross/rude. not to mention, my dogs drink out of the toilet sometimes

2/28/2010 3:50:18 PM

^ Want to get your dog to stop drinking out of the toilet?

2/28/2010 3:52:03 PM

lol



[Edited on February 28, 2010 at 3:58 PM. Reason : w]

2/28/2010 3:55:03 PM

Lately the pressure of my piss has gone down

Why could that be?

2/28/2010 4:55:23 PM

^swollen prostate.

2/28/2010 4:58:56 PM

^ Does prostate exams for free.

2/28/2010 5:03:42 PM

I don't have any other issues - I pee just as often as I used to, no urgency, nothing in the middle of the night.. just pee with less pressure

2/28/2010 5:04:34 PM

FOR FREE.

2/28/2010 5:05:06 PM

CAN I HAVE ONE?

2/28/2010 5:05:38 PM

nah for that you gotta check with Bovice

2/28/2010 5:05:59 PM

i'll supply the glove

2/28/2010 5:07:28 PM

This thread is giving me the urge to urinate

2/28/2010 5:07:45 PM

^ Do it hard.

2/28/2010 5:14:34 PM