should I

a) say fuck it and hope there's no surprise waiting for me in the morning
b) wake him up and take him out
c) watch Planet Earth reruns

2/28/2010 11:15:16 PM

k)

2/28/2010 11:15:29 PM

b

2/28/2010 11:15:38 PM

Its a dog, it doesn't care about being woken up other than its groggy for a minute or so

2/28/2010 11:16:00 PM

a and c

just kidding. quit being a lazy ass and take care of your animal.

2/28/2010 11:16:08 PM

that's the beauty of it....he's not my dog

2/28/2010 11:16:44 PM

Be nice to bomber and take him out. He'll live with you waking him up.

2/28/2010 11:18:29 PM

he looks so peaceful

and i know if i take him out, he won't do a damn thing.

2/28/2010 11:20:38 PM

yeah dogs don't really care if you wake them up as long as you interact with them

2/28/2010 11:20:44 PM

Quote :

"that's the beauty of it....he's not my dog"

I think if you share the responsibility of taking care of him, then he's at least a little bit yours.

2/28/2010 11:23:12 PM

take the dog outside. It takes a few minutes at most, and once inside the dog will most likely lay back down and go to sleep. He will not be bothered that you woke him up.

2/28/2010 11:25:46 PM

OK. I guess it's another 35 minutes of C followed by A B

it's the Arctic episode. the arctic fox is about to kill a musk ox calf

[Edited on February 28, 2010 at 11:26 PM. Reason : fixed it]

2/28/2010 11:26:04 PM

yo dawg, I heard you was asleep...

2/28/2010 11:26:24 PM

You're lucky bomber is pretty well trained that he won't poop in the house.

2/28/2010 11:27:31 PM

LOL @ k)

2/28/2010 11:27:45 PM

he pooped this morning and peed about 4 hours ago

i know that as soon as I take him out, he'll be like "F this! it's too cold" and drag me back inside

2/28/2010 11:31:30 PM

2/28/2010 11:40:15 PM

geez my dog poops like 3x a day at least

once a day isn't enough drag that sucker outside

i have to drag mine out in the cold, too. she is a wimp sometimes.

2/28/2010 11:41:33 PM

My puppy has never pooped in the house.......she has however decided to piss everywhere, but only when she is excited...or scared...or lonely...or for S and Gs

2/28/2010 11:44:09 PM

haha my dog barely has accidents anymore but i take her ass out all the time

if its just a day where i'm lazy we only go out like 4x a day

but if i'm not being lazy i take her out more.

i'm just not a fan of shit and pee

esp since one of my cats has decided to start peeing indoors on furniture

[Edited on February 28, 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason : wow. has not ass. way to go brain!]

2/28/2010 11:47:03 PM

this dog weighs like 10 pounds and shits every other day....and hasn't drank any water since this morning

2/28/2010 11:50:12 PM

oh

my doggy is like 50lbs and shits some big ass shits

they are yucky

2/28/2010 11:50:44 PM

OK, i took him out. i don't want Pat reading this when he gets back next week and think that I was a bad dogsitter

sure enough, he squirted about 5 mL of peepee on his hind leg and then pulled me back inside

3/1/2010 12:00:02 AM

good job, now dry the pee off his leg

3/1/2010 12:04:26 AM

hahaha, good one

3/1/2010 12:13:16 AM

3/1/2010 12:13:47 AM

yeah, he's a fastidious breed so he'll just lick it off

3/1/2010 12:16:30 AM

lots of vitamin-p!

3/1/2010 12:18:30 AM

zing!

3/1/2010 12:19:29 AM

My doggy is about 60lbs and poops once or twice a day. They are large and often nasty. The rest of the day involves sleeping and the occasional freak out spinathon imediately followed by more sleep.

3/1/2010 12:40:20 AM

is it your roommate's dog?

If so, don't take him out. Then in the morning, if there's a pile of shit on the floor, act accordingly.

You say: DUDE, WTF?!?! THE DOG SHIT ON THE FLOOR. EITHER TRAIN THE MOTHER FUCKER OR TAKE HIM TO THE POUND.

If he questions you about whether or not you took him out, say that you did, and start blaming him for other things that happen in your household, such as stealing lemons from your lemon trees.

3/1/2010 1:31:32 AM

^ he's in Utah.

but had there been some shit or piss on the floor in the morning, I would have taken care of business and then blamed in on a burglar

3/1/2010 9:24:49 AM

No wonder Bomber likes me so much more...

3/1/2010 9:26:33 AM

he was pissed that you woke him up

3/1/2010 10:21:14 AM

he's sleeping again

3/1/2010 10:42:48 AM

Quote :

"this dog weighs like 10 pounds and shits every other day....and hasn't drank any water since this morning"

hahaha ok. first off the dog is like 25 pounds. secondly, i have also dogsat bomber before and he poops like twice a day. just make sure you take him out about 4 or 5 times a day and he's fine. he's actually a very well-trained dog and has never had an accident in the few times i've watched him.

he is a bit of a girl though.....takes after his dad.

3/1/2010 10:57:34 AM

i love bomber.

3/1/2010 10:59:15 AM

twice a day for you?

that's amazing

3/1/2010 11:01:05 AM

how many vacation days does pat get per year?

it seems like he is always going out of town for weeks at a time

3/1/2010 11:02:20 AM

he's up to 40 vacation days per year since he got his promotion

3/1/2010 11:04:22 AM

jesus christ

3/1/2010 11:07:00 AM

no way does he have 40 vacation days, thats 8 weeks of work

didnt he just get that job? how the hell did his lazy ass get a promotion so soon?

3/1/2010 11:10:07 AM

I don't know, but there's a chick on Contestant's Row who has HUGE knockers

i hope her boob slips out when she spins the big wheel

3/1/2010 11:12:32 AM

i dont think pat got a promotion and i think he told me he gets like 3 weeks of sick and vacation a year. we were comparing our company policies one day because i get 6 weeks of sick/vacation/personal time a year.

3/1/2010 2:33:49 PM

that bastard is sleeping again but he probably should go out at some point in time

3/1/2010 6:34:03 PM

Yeah, Tim was lying...

Anyway, this dog is kind of being annoying recently. He growls at me and messes with me pretty much all day to play... and then asks to go outside and just sniffs around w/o shitting.

Blah, I'm not cut out to own a dog yet.

3/2/2010 8:12:13 AM

hahahah bomber growls?

maybe you should paint his nails. i hear he likes to be gussied up.

3/2/2010 8:33:55 AM

O_o

3/2/2010 8:35:07 AM

Ha, maybe howls is a better word than growls.

Anyway, I put the fireplace on and that thing is like crack to him. He just lays in front of it.

3/2/2010 8:35:14 AM

I'd suggest taking him to the dog park but I know he doesn't really like playing with other dogs-


And on another note... Pat does have entirely too much vacation

3/2/2010 8:44:21 AM