at the gym.

please stay the fuck away from me, k?

thnx

3/2/2010 6:35:20 PM

you know you like it

3/2/2010 6:36:32 PM

look...i was trying to be nice and make a lil convo, baby. you didnt have to punch me the nuts.

3/2/2010 6:36:41 PM

No way! It's my God given right to stare at your donk, marlndarln

3/2/2010 6:36:52 PM

^you can stare at the donk allllll you want. just stop walking uncomfortably close and rubbin on me....

3/2/2010 6:38:43 PM

I've known a few girls who are overly sensitive when they are at the gym and think that EVERY TIME a guy walks by or asks if they are finished (if their using equipment) they think the guy is trying to be flirty... when the reality is 99.9% of the time they just want to get their workout in, in a timely manner.

3/2/2010 6:38:49 PM

I was all like SUP and she was all like GTFO.

3/2/2010 6:38:49 PM

3/2/2010 6:39:06 PM

deal

3/2/2010 6:39:36 PM

there is no way to not stare women in the gym...hot, sweaty, gilstening, panting, tight shorts, sports bra....thats it, i'm goning to the gym, later

3/2/2010 6:41:06 PM

^^^^^ yeah that was not the case. this guy was running on the track and i was walking and he stopped his running RIGHT next to me (literally brushing my sleeve with every step) and then walked slammed up on me like that for about half a lap (i tried speeding up a bit to no avail)....he THEN looked over his shoulder the other way and took off at what i assume was full speed for him and ran like a nut down the track til he was out of sight

[Edited on March 2, 2010 at 6:41 PM. Reason : ]

3/2/2010 6:41:16 PM

sounds like a missed connection to me

3/2/2010 6:42:11 PM

^haha

3/2/2010 6:45:41 PM

Quote :

"then walked slammed up on me like that for about half a lap"

in that situation, it's perfectly acceptable to kick him in the nuts

3/2/2010 7:00:49 PM

not sure what dude saw


you sure you aren't imagining this?

3/2/2010 7:10:09 PM

story is bullshit

3/2/2010 7:12:42 PM

^^good to know

^um well i haven't been drinking or taking any other mind altering substances in at least 5 days so yeah i would say not imagined...although he was wearing a tie dyed shirt

3/2/2010 7:13:23 PM

the price of being a hot girl is that you have creepers staring at you, talking to you, and sending you unsolicited, creepy e-communications, in proportion to how hot you are

just be glad you're not ugly

3/2/2010 7:13:57 PM

meh.

it's funny when moderately attractive girls think guys are staring at them in the gym.

3/2/2010 7:14:38 PM

Quote :

"just be glad you're not ugly"

aha

3/2/2010 7:15:00 PM

SHUT UP BITCH

3/2/2010 7:16:18 PM

^

3/2/2010 7:16:36 PM

^^^^didn't think he was staring. as close as he was he couldn't have even if he wanted to.

[Edited on March 2, 2010 at 7:17 PM. Reason : ]

3/2/2010 7:16:57 PM

this story seems to involve one person yet creeper is plural ....

3/2/2010 7:57:48 PM

I sowwy. It won't happen again.

3/2/2010 7:57:56 PM

if you're ugly, you're a creeper

if you're good looking, you're interested

3/2/2010 8:00:21 PM

^^thanx

^yeah actually i have a thing about people i don't know touching me so you can look awesome and i still don't want you awkwardly rubbing on me. just really creeps me out.

3/2/2010 8:27:32 PM

hey insomniac buddy

3/2/2010 8:31:37 PM

^sup!

3/2/2010 8:33:13 PM

back when i went to peak fitness downtown, there was this guy who would get on the treadmill next to me no matter what. i normally go to the gym around 3:30 so there's not really anyone at the gym so there's normally a good number of treadmills open but he insisted on always getting on the treadmill next to me.

fine not a huge deal except that he would run on the treadmill and then lean over to look at my speed/time/incline, etc on my treadmill......to the point where his sweat would be DRIPPING on my treadmill.

luckily when peak turned into rapid fitness, i stopped seeing him.

3/2/2010 8:33:38 PM

double post wtf

[Edited on March 2, 2010 at 8:34 PM. Reason : sorry yalls]

3/2/2010 8:33:38 PM

^^oh that is gross and nasty. that is like riding an empty bus and someone sitting right next to you for no reason...and then dripping sweat all over you.

this wasn't my normal gym time so hopefully this won't become a regular thing like yours

3/2/2010 8:36:29 PM

Usually when I go to the gym, I'll wear some really tight bike shorts. The kind that shows my package BULGING through. Then I go to the exercise/stretch area, sit directly in front of women... spread my legs, and stretch. Making sure that my bulge is very prominent.

3/2/2010 8:39:38 PM

^interesting. how is that working out for ya?

3/2/2010 8:40:51 PM

pretty well, thank you


I'll send you an image of my bulge...PM sent

3/2/2010 8:42:15 PM

I'll stop bothering you in the locker room.

3/2/2010 8:45:32 PM

^^ ah yeah, now i see why that is working out so well for ya

^thanks much!

3/2/2010 8:47:42 PM

I, too, am a creeper on the internets.

3/2/2010 8:48:20 PM

^^


^ punchmonk touched me in a naughty place

3/2/2010 8:48:24 PM

QUIT TELLING EVERYONE!!! SHIT!!!

3/2/2010 8:50:33 PM

http://www.saynotocreepers.com/

3/2/2010 9:31:41 PM

oh no....

you have a picture of a fish that was caught on a charter boat in your gallery.

neuservr will never let you hear the end of it. go ahead and accept it, you didnt catch that fish

3/2/2010 9:36:02 PM

ha thanks but i think nrr and i are cool... i used to work at CMAST in morehead city and going out on charter boats fishing was my job. best job i ever had actually

3/2/2010 9:39:54 PM

dang it

they got the embedding disabled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY

3/2/2010 9:41:02 PM

"they"?

3/2/2010 9:45:12 PM

"they" keeping us down!

3/2/2010 9:45:41 PM

yes "they"

the faceless group that runs the shadow youtube government

3/2/2010 9:46:15 PM

^^^

3/2/2010 9:47:19 PM

^^ah the man.

^

3/2/2010 9:51:08 PM

it's funny when moderately attractive girls think guys are staring at them in the gym

3/2/2010 9:54:25 PM