rubbing it for wisdom

3/3/2010 10:22:50 PM

k

3/3/2010 10:23:21 PM

picking crusted vagina juice out of it, and flicking the crumbs at people

3/3/2010 10:23:32 PM

thigh ticklers

3/3/2010 10:23:54 PM

clitoris coaxers

3/3/2010 10:24:55 PM

You know how you can gather static by rubbing your socks on carpet? Same thing works with beards, except with wisdom instead of static.

3/3/2010 10:25:22 PM

Flavor saver!

3/3/2010 10:25:25 PM

being able to scratch your neck without any hands

3/3/2010 10:26:36 PM

crusty mustard and ketchup

3/3/2010 10:34:23 PM

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"rubbing it for wisdom"

...'tis true

3/3/2010 10:35:24 PM

Not having to shave!


Worst: when it snags something like a rough couch cusion, etc and pulls a hair

3/3/2010 10:36:30 PM

it conceals pimples

on the downside, it's a lot harder to pop pimples, and the pop is never as clean or satisfying

3/3/2010 11:00:02 PM

like glasses, they aid in making a dramatic point

3/3/2010 11:01:50 PM

Quote :

"rubbing it for wisdom"

bonus points if you're smoking a pipe

3/3/2010 11:03:43 PM

my least favorite part of having facial hair is when i put a pen or pencil up to my mouth in thought or whatever and a hair or two gets caught under the pocket clip on it. owwwww

3/3/2010 11:03:45 PM

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"it conceals pimplesbabyface"

fixed it for you

3/3/2010 11:18:15 PM

bttt, i trimmed mine up today

4/23/2010 2:17:00 PM

^^primary reason i have a beard. total babyface otherwise.

4/23/2010 2:18:11 PM

new facebook group: the babyface club; NRR and Z are president and VP

4/23/2010 2:19:31 PM

droppin knowledge

4/23/2010 2:20:19 PM

is Folgers in your cup!

4/23/2010 2:20:31 PM

i thought the first post was gonna be "you always have someone to watch 'glee' with"

4/23/2010 2:24:35 PM

protip - if you go to bite your lip and snag a beard hair, it's time to trim.

4/23/2010 2:51:35 PM