So I've been sick the last few days. Started with a sore throat Monday afternoon, got worse on Tuesday to the point where my usual treatments didnt work(alcohol mostly, along with some halls and OJ). So Wednesday I skipped work mainly because of the lack of sleep from the previous night. Then Wednesday night the sore throat was getting better but I hadn't eaten much the previous 2 days so I decided to each a cup of the del monte sliced peaches...


With in about 5 minutes I had painted every surface of my bathroom with slightly chewed chunks of peaches It was one of the most violent projectile vomits I've ever had. Then I had to clean it all up. What a fucking mess.



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3/4/2010 8:00:36 PM

My nauseous...what?

3/4/2010 8:03:38 PM

ugh. I was so focused on spelling nauseous correctly

3/4/2010 8:04:37 PM

i once vomited after eating sushi (migraine related, not food related)

yeah.. throwing up salmon all over a hotel bathroom is pretty sick, esp when you have a big square of seaweed on your leg.

ugh just thinking about it makes me want to vomit all over again

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 8:08 PM. Reason : erjher]

3/4/2010 8:08:21 PM

I didnt know they packed that many peaches into one of those cups I about chocked while holding it back trying to make it to the bathroom. I thought I was going to die

3/4/2010 8:12:58 PM

If you can't taste em

Why waste em

why not give em all to me?

3/4/2010 8:25:18 PM

You couldve had them last night. All you would have had to do is pick the chunks off the walls and floor

3/4/2010 8:26:31 PM

Quote :

"My nauseous...what?"

Quote :

"ugh. I was so focused on spelling nauseous correctly"

You're still wrong. You should have said "...when you're nauseated..."

If you feel nauseated, then you feel sick.
If you feel nauseous, then you make other people feel sick.

3/4/2010 8:27:53 PM

The song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America is about vaginas.

3/4/2010 8:29:05 PM

I made myself feel sick... Does that count?

3/4/2010 8:29:06 PM

you're*

3/4/2010 8:29:20 PM

^ already been noted. Thanks for playing.

3/4/2010 8:29:55 PM

so i am never sure how this happens to people. i mean it is impressive. but i have NEVER been at the point where i could not get all of my vomit in the toilet or other acceptable recepticle.

3/4/2010 8:49:47 PM

3/4/2010 8:51:27 PM

It happened so quickly. By the time I got to the door of the bathroom I was holding it in about to choke. Then another wave started to come up and I couldnt hold it in any longer.

3/4/2010 8:51:51 PM

I am grateful for Ken for cleaning up my vomit when I was blacked out and puking. That is true love. I believe it was gnarly and projectile. I am a light weight and no fun.

3/4/2010 8:52:45 PM

I was Ken was there to clean up my mess. I wasn't even drunk!

3/4/2010 8:54:49 PM

i think i have for some reason just dedicated myself to not letting the vomit fly everywhere that it has become a lifelong challenge. i've gone so far as to vomit but keep my mouth closed and swallow to keep from vomitting in a friend's car.

3/4/2010 8:55:16 PM

I can hold the liquid in.. It was the chunks of peaches that I couldnt hold in

3/4/2010 8:57:13 PM

i could eat a peach for hours

3/4/2010 8:57:23 PM

It'll be a while before I eat any peaches again. Not even one for peace...

3/4/2010 8:58:19 PM

i could eat a peach for hours

3/4/2010 8:59:47 PM

ha now that feeling i can appreciate. i got stuck in our minivan for >2hrs just sitting there one time and ate almost an entire package of Oreo cookies. vomitting later ensued. it was a longggg time before I could eat an Oreo again and even now I have to limit the intake a lot.

3/4/2010 9:00:27 PM

Depends on the level of fuzz on the peach, I guess. And you never want to eat one that has worms. You can tell usually by checking for discoloration.

3/4/2010 9:01:16 PM

I bit into a peach that had a worm in it when I was a kid

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 9:04 PM. Reason : e]

3/4/2010 9:02:53 PM

i had to vomit into a mcdonalds cup one time bc we were on the highway in a work zone and could not pull over. others were in the car so rolling down the window wasn't a great option. totally disgusting

3/4/2010 9:13:25 PM

as long as you don't vomit up that big mac, fries and the chocolate shake while delivering some deep dish road head in that construction zone, I have no problems with vomiting back into the cup from whence it came

3/4/2010 9:22:44 PM

if you're gonna spew, here spew into this [hands over a wrinkled dixie cup]

3/4/2010 10:55:52 PM

hahaha. we say that in the lab all the time. only we pass awkward lab containers around

3/4/2010 11:00:26 PM

jump to conclusions itt

3/4/2010 11:02:38 PM

Fuck chumming into a cup. just open the door and let it go.

3/4/2010 11:04:54 PM

I do not drink red wine.

I fucking thought I was bleeding internally.

3/5/2010 1:13:08 AM

^ lol I've puked up v8 juice before and was all like I hope that was the v8 juice and not internal bleeding.

3/5/2010 11:29:41 AM

the red koolaid is also fairly effective at scaring the crap out of you (even when you brush your teeth...always think my gums must be bleeding)

3/5/2010 1:09:12 PM

3/5/2010 2:27:26 PM

how the fuck do you people not control your vomit

3/5/2010 2:29:09 PM

Quote :

"You're still wrong. You should have said "...when you're nauseated..." If you feel nauseated, then you feel sick. If you feel nauseous, then you make other people feel sick."

My girlfriend said she felt nauseous. I said, "No, I feel fine and you look beautiful. You're not making me sick at all."
She accused me of being an elitist grammar snob.

3/5/2010 2:33:07 PM

If you feel nauseated, you should prolly just be eating crackers and drinking ginger ale...

3/5/2010 2:37:25 PM

k

3/5/2010 2:48:36 PM