and then you find the ideal.


In life, you find the ideal and then you get the ring.

3/8/2010 1:09:55 PM

idgi

3/8/2010 1:10:16 PM

first outer inner last

3/8/2010 1:13:29 PM

revelations ITT

3/8/2010 1:17:48 PM

a jeweler sells watches

a jailer watches cells

3/8/2010 1:20:16 PM

^GG

3/8/2010 1:22:56 PM

A wolf howls on the prairie.
A flea prowls on the hairy.

3/8/2010 1:24:40 PM

you drive on the parkway
you park on the driveway

3/8/2010 1:51:23 PM

^^haha gg

3/8/2010 1:52:39 PM

you kant get drunk if you put your liquor in a klein bottle

3/8/2010 1:54:10 PM

Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish"


The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which
was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour
of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less
letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like
"fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi to understand each ozer

ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

3/8/2010 1:59:12 PM

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 2:06 PM. Reason : .]

3/8/2010 2:06:15 PM

but where in the group of fields is this ring

this precious, if you will?

3/8/2010 2:06:15 PM

Chiasmus ITT

3/8/2010 2:19:55 PM

NO! You have a group, a ring, and a vector space

3/8/2010 3:08:44 PM

I got a friend who works in vector bundles

i.e. a collection of vector spaces which is bijective with the interval [0,1]

I find this

3/8/2010 5:08:29 PM

shoot to thrill.
play to kill.

3/8/2010 5:10:48 PM