http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/

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"Types of Bitches March 4th, 2010 by Jeff Simmermon My friend’s cousin … Wait a second. You know this is going to be good, when it starts with “My friend’s cousin.” My friend’s cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is — scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately."

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3/8/2010 3:33:32 PM

jelous

3/8/2010 3:34:04 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that was written by an African-American child.

just sayin'.

3/8/2010 3:36:38 PM

79 is the most prevalent in my stomping grounds

3/8/2010 3:36:57 PM

concetied

3/8/2010 3:37:07 PM

List-makin' bitches.

3/8/2010 3:37:22 PM

^^you do realize you're pointing out spelling mistakes from a list found on the floor of a third grade classroom?

3/8/2010 3:38:25 PM

third grade classroom

3/8/2010 3:40:22 PM

91. tall, thin bitches
92. Nordic, Spartan or like African kingdom or Asian dynasty type b!tches
93. the perfect bitch to drop a seed in and carry your last name on with

3/8/2010 3:40:40 PM

b!tches

3/8/2010 3:41:43 PM

© Amsterdam718

Quote :

"Lets Talk Tall, Thin Bitches They are Nordic, Spartan or like African kingdom or Asian dynasty type b!tches. The perfect bitch to drop a seed in and carry your last name on with. They are genetically the perfect breeder. And typically they are smarter than the avg bitch. Follow my logic on this one ! And in terms of longevity they age better than a curvey short chick ... I'm telling you I'm on to something."

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ///]

3/8/2010 3:43:01 PM

curvey short dick

3/8/2010 3:44:07 PM

Types of niggas

(1) Some old ass flexin' ass flauntin' ass niggas
(2) Some real ass trill ass niggas
(3) Some ho ass pussy ass niggas
(4) Some head-bussin' gangsta ass niggas!
(5) Some runnin' and scarey ass niggas
(6) Some Roy Jone beat ya ass niggas
(7) Some cake and handcuffin' ass niggas
(8) Be some "Send them hoes out!" ass niggas
(9) Some tricking "Don't pay them hoes!" ass niggas
(10) Some Don Juan pimpin' ass niggas
(11) Some 22 havin' ass niggas
(12) Some chopper street sweepin' ass niggas
(13) Them ol' half ounce sellin' ass niggas
(14) Some dirty bird movin' ass niggas
(15) Some kissin' security ass, ass niggas
(16) Fuck them hoes and let 'em know ass niggas

3/8/2010 3:48:37 PM

LOL at #86

3/8/2010 3:56:42 PM

lol...Dirty sock wearing bitches

3/8/2010 4:02:24 PM

Quote :

" Dusty Trick Bitches "

3/8/2010 4:14:23 PM

Quote :

"Washington D.C."

i'm shocked

3/8/2010 4:15:17 PM

only 2 types actually. my bitches and not my bitches.

3/8/2010 4:19:34 PM

let's not forget Trina, who as we all know, is the baddest bitch.

3/8/2010 4:26:45 PM

they're all bitches

3/8/2010 4:33:46 PM

Subject: To all the persons with ingenuous head and heart

To all the persons with ingenuous head and heart

If the bitch things hadn't happened to us , I won't care how dark the bitch China is . I hope my family and friends can live peacefully as you do . But all our family members were driven mad in the past, and worse now .

FYI

The Beijing bitches of our housing zone is from the worldwide famous Chinese No.1 University, the TSING HUA University ( I thought the No.1 should be the Peking University instead ) , which is the service company of our housing zone . They SERVICE us here by terrorism only since they have power as the government leaders .

Our house is new and the housing zone is new as well , I stand out organizing our House Owner Committee, asking our neibours to sign for this committee in our house , hoping to contribute something to our housing zone future . This enraged our Housing Service company , the HuaQingWuYe . Thus they arranged a dog to bite my mother !
And they note the Police to threat us , they send more than 100 bitches to our house , one by one , almost every day , to threat and disturb us , they use more than one year to arrange a complot to our Shenzhen company , they sent an agent provocateur to our company , and ask the supplier to send copied products to our company once we have new order from customers, that agent provocateur's name was also shown in the bitch sentence files , his name is Ye ZhiXuan. He has " worked " in our company for one week till all our clerks were put into prison by a secret abduction in the middle sudden night of May 21st., 2007 !


The bitch government clerks had also rob all our computers, 7pcs computer towers and 2pcs notebooks that night, as well as many goods , piratical or non-piratical !

I ask for help worldwide .
And the Beijing bitches threats to kill me .
And the Beijing bitches finally abducted me into the Shenzhen prison the same way as they did to our company clerks , on Jul. 13th., 2007 .

We were tortured into half-death by their bitch way in the bitch prison , you can't bear . You can only pray the earth to blast and kill all the bitches for you .

4 persons of a family , including a cousin , in prison , not knowing alive or dead , can you bear ?
No one of the bitch Chinese government do anything to punish their bitches and pay for their bitch actions to us till now , though I'm still asking for help worldwide !

Dear GeGe , if you still think such a bitch government is hopeful , please type out all the documents in the "http://www.firstsing.com/news_8.htm
http://www.firstsing.com/sue2007.rar "
and send to the highest court of the bitch China through the address below :

????????? ???????27?100745 85256114
The Registry Court of The Highest Court of China , Building No.27, DongJiaoMinXiang, east city zone, Beijing, China
Zip 100745 , Tel. 86 010 85256114

Don't say it's my idea .
We don't know whether the bitches will do next . They are stakeouting all our family members and friends every day .
If we can't do anything to save ourselves , they might kill all of us by their bitch way sooner or later .

3/8/2010 4:59:30 PM

i live near a handful of charter schools in SE DC. wonder if i pass the author walking to work in the AM

3/8/2010 5:01:35 PM

I'm 86 fo sho.

3/8/2010 5:05:06 PM

Quote :

"getto bitches"

3/8/2010 5:06:09 PM

RAGLY

BRAID

BITCHES

3/8/2010 5:06:42 PM

Quote :

"STANKY BUT BITCHES"

3/8/2010 5:08:10 PM

Quote :

"PAJAMAS OUTSIDE BITCHES"

[Edited on March 8, 2010 at 5:11 PM. Reason : F]

3/8/2010 5:11:24 PM

Quote :

"WHITE BITCHES THAT THIK BLACK PEOPLE POOR"

3/8/2010 5:12:48 PM

I found a folded up booklet on the school bus in the 4th grade titled "a truckload of dead bitches". It was about six pages long through some nifty folding technique and in each picture it showed a bunch of women that were killed/stored dead in a certain way. e.g. a dumpster full of dead bitches, a dismembered pile of dead bitches, etc. All drawn with pencil & crayon on 8.5x11 wide ruled paper.

I threw it away because it frightened me. I probably should've turned that in and reported it. There's some loony asshole out there who's probably going to be the next serial killer.

3/8/2010 5:13:52 PM

What a wordy imaginative kid... probably end up at Harvard or some shit like that.

3/8/2010 5:18:08 PM

There are a few numbers that are the same


just worded differently.


not Harvard material.

3/8/2010 5:24:41 PM

what exactly is a TRACK WEARING BITCH

is that a chick who rocks adidas jumpsuits or has heroin marks on her arms or what

3/8/2010 5:26:26 PM

#29 is the most important, underlying fact to understand about ALL bitches.

3/8/2010 5:27:17 PM

#88 woo woo

3/8/2010 5:39:26 PM

i dont understand #32

3/8/2010 5:49:29 PM

CONCETIED BITCHES

Quote :

"DIRTY DUMB ASSBITCHES"

3/8/2010 5:51:03 PM

#59

3/8/2010 6:14:14 PM

what happened to page 4

3/8/2010 6:19:19 PM

Thats a lot of bitches.

3/8/2010 6:28:09 PM

Quote :

"79. RAGLY BRAID BITCHES"

3/8/2010 6:33:18 PM

i love number 12: ain't got no damn sense bitches.

pretty funny stuff. i laughed.

3/8/2010 6:36:10 PM

Ain't no grade 3 boy know what conceited means.
































Especially a black kid

3/8/2010 6:36:46 PM

yeah... fuck those uncreative bitches

3/8/2010 6:43:40 PM

but he might know what concetied means

3/8/2010 6:44:21 PM

I love those pajamas outside bitches!!

3/8/2010 6:51:19 PM

seconded

3/8/2010 6:51:38 PM