http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/1639907147.html

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"Hello we are matt and jeff, we are looking for prom dates for the holly springs prom if you would like to go with us please send a email with a full picture that includes a current news and observer paper so i know you are not getting one off the internet because only hot girls are allowed. We are both over 6 feet tall very athletic and muscular would be perfect for your public appearence. We are white but we do have crazy moves are willing to pay for a fun night out how ever if you use us for our money remember we are in high school and are almost broke. Please email asap so we can get you approved for the prom. Yes you need to be under 21 and not a criminal other wise you can not be approved to come to the prom. Thanks means alot From you future prom dates, Matt and Jeff "

3/12/2010 12:28:56 PM

lol

3/12/2010 12:29:28 PM

Hello my future girlfriend.

3/12/2010 12:31:12 PM

they should go with each other. problem solved.

3/12/2010 12:32:53 PM

3/12/2010 12:33:15 PM

nerds

i wish i would have thought of this

3/12/2010 12:51:44 PM

rotfl

3/12/2010 12:55:15 PM

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" Noen's cousins exposed?!?!?! "

Nope, because no where do they say they want hot fake girlfriends to make other dudes feel bad about their mediocre lives.

3/12/2010 1:19:22 PM

It's implicitly implied though

3/12/2010 1:22:00 PM