Quote :

"You don't wear your condom to ring the doorbell"

I need something that conveys this feeling in a work-safe document. Go.

3/15/2010 4:35:40 PM

You don't wear your condom to fuck the doorbell

3/15/2010 4:36:49 PM

I forgot to mention I don't work in the porn industry

3/15/2010 4:37:42 PM

don't count your chickens before they hatch?

3/15/2010 4:37:51 PM

When in Rome....

3/15/2010 4:38:30 PM

more creative

3/15/2010 4:38:37 PM

i don't even know what that means

3/15/2010 4:38:37 PM

You can't show up with 2 good legs and no dick.

3/15/2010 4:38:43 PM

Yeah explain what the original saying means

3/15/2010 4:39:37 PM

You don't wear your helmet to ring the door bell.

3/15/2010 4:40:30 PM

I think the idea is that you shouldn't over-prepare for everyday things.

Or something.

3/15/2010 4:40:38 PM

in that case

you don't put a layer of toilet paper down on the toilet seat to shit at your house

3/15/2010 4:41:27 PM

You don't need a gun for a knife fight.

3/15/2010 4:41:33 PM

It's silly to smoke a bowl when you're already shit-faced.

3/15/2010 4:42:18 PM

^^^ I do. My bathroom is a war zone. It's the DMZ of my house. Enter at your own risk.

[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 4:42 PM. Reason : *]

3/15/2010 4:42:18 PM

Keep it simple, stupid

3/15/2010 4:42:48 PM

thumper (4:36) : making money on something you got for free is wrong.

3/15/2010 4:43:10 PM

TELL THAT TO JED CLAMPETT AMIRITE

3/15/2010 4:43:36 PM

kinda a don't count your chickens theme, but with more snap, just not as much snap as condoms & doorbells.

[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2010 4:43:46 PM

There's no need to double-bag a Vienna Sausage.

3/15/2010 4:44:17 PM

Don't eat where you shit.

3/15/2010 4:45:22 PM

the word condom isn't nsfw

3/15/2010 4:45:23 PM

Conversation like television set on honeymoon: unnecessary.

3/15/2010 4:45:24 PM

You don't wear a parachute when you step off your front porch.

3/15/2010 4:45:36 PM

DON'T WEAR YOURSELF OUT AT THE RAIN DANCE

3/15/2010 4:45:36 PM

Why buy the cow when you get the sex for free?

3/15/2010 4:46:36 PM

Its all kissing hands and shaking babies

3/15/2010 4:47:03 PM

it's just for decoration, man

that's it and that's all

3/15/2010 4:47:26 PM

Big house like man married to fat woman: hard to get around.

3/15/2010 4:48:12 PM

Wear a towel to answer the door for guests you do not know

3/15/2010 4:49:11 PM

Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangcock

3/15/2010 4:50:43 PM

very work appropriate.........

3/15/2010 4:52:15 PM

Confucius say man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

3/15/2010 4:52:47 PM

very hard to fingerprint man who rings doorbell with penis

3/15/2010 4:53:40 PM

Quote :

"You don't wear your condom to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes"

3/15/2010 4:58:09 PM

Don't get out the Billy Baroo on the 7th green.

3/15/2010 5:02:13 PM

I can work the fortune cookie perspective.

If someone can finish this sentence, I'll footnote your tww screen name:

"Treacherous road like fresh mushroom, must always _______"

3/15/2010 5:09:22 PM

chews carefully

3/15/2010 5:18:10 PM

quote Murder By Death script?

3/15/2010 5:19:56 PM

Idiot! Not finish mushroom story! You Idiot!

3/15/2010 5:24:24 PM

...proceed with caution.

...tred lightly.

3/15/2010 5:25:19 PM

People in grass houses shouldn't throw lawnmowers.

3/15/2010 5:25:24 PM