http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/7238071/

Quote :

"The bomb squad tried to X-ray the suitcase twice, but experts couldn't determine from the images whether any explosives or hazardous materials were inside. So they blew up the suitcase."

SO THEY BLEW UP THE SUITCASE.

3/15/2010 10:56:09 PM

Fuck it. LET'S BLOW THAT BITCH UP!

3/15/2010 10:57:20 PM

I feel like that is a sentence fragment.

[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : a]

3/15/2010 10:57:51 PM

How many pussy cops does it take to open a suitcase.

3/15/2010 10:58:00 PM

But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...

it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

3/15/2010 10:58:15 PM

Did clothes come raining down from the sky?

3/15/2010 11:04:56 PM

^^knew this had to be coming

[Edited on March 15, 2010 at 11:15 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2010 11:05:00 PM

lol I can just picture it...in a family guy episode or something...

Lois: "Peter it's just like the time when the bomb squad blew up that suitcase at the park"

flash to next scene

Bomb Squad Man: "We have x-rayed this suitcase twice and are unable to tell what is in it there must be some top secret nuclear weapon, we must destroy it, send in the robot to blow it up"

Bomb squad robot rolls up to suit case, sticks bomb underneath it, lights the fuse then backs away. Suitcase explodes. Clothes come falling out of the sky. Man walks out of the bathroom.

Man: MY SUITCASE!

3/15/2010 11:14:08 PM

that happened on this show

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=583672

3/15/2010 11:16:36 PM

Haha. Terrorists could just leave harmless suitcases everywhere....

3/16/2010 7:55:07 AM

That sounds like a really bad idea. What if there was some sort of material there that required combustion to activate? Wouldn't that be a perfect plan?

"Oops, we just launched anthrax into a ten block radius because we couldn't x-ray it. Our bad."

3/16/2010 8:48:16 AM

calculated risk

3/16/2010 8:49:42 AM

If it's a bomb designed to blowup, wouldn't blowing it up be like... letting the terrorists win?

"Whelp, I can't figure out what is in this bottle of poison someone handed me, I better drink it to be safe."

3/16/2010 8:51:05 AM

Quote :

"Our bad"

3/16/2010 9:07:24 AM

Quote :

"A resident saw a man leave the suitcase behind a park bench at the corner of Sovereign and Albany streets at about 2:30 p.m"

So, instead of saying "Yo, you left your suitcase"
or grabbing the suitcase and relieving it of it's contents;
this person decided the best thing to do was to call the police?

3/16/2010 9:22:04 AM

SO THEY BLEW UP THE SUITCASE.

3/16/2010 5:49:20 PM

Being on the bomb squad sounds pretty baller. Driving around little robots, shooting x-rays at thing, and blowing shit up. Where do I sign up?

3/16/2010 7:44:09 PM

SO THEY BLEW UP THE SUITCASE.

3/16/2010 8:01:19 PM

3/16/2010 8:02:56 PM

fuck, I left my briefcase at the park!

guess there's no reason to go back to get it now.

3/16/2010 8:03:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SzSyF85RGE&feature=player_embedded

3/16/2010 10:27:48 PM

@ sawahash

That would be the worst family guy cutaway ever.

3/16/2010 10:32:30 PM

a friend of mines boyfriend had his luggage blown up at the san francisco airport, the fbi didnt even reimburse him when it was found out nothing was inside except a lamp which they thought was an explosive.

3/17/2010 2:08:25 AM

stateredneck=fat asshole

3/17/2010 3:07:58 AM