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"Sleeping man shocked after cold man jumps into bed Posted: 3:56 p.m. yesterday PITTSBURGH — Police said a man broke into a Pittsburgh home and climbed into bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert. Homeowner Frank Fontana says he was in bed when the man climbed in about 5:30 Wednesday morning. Fontana says he asked whether it was a woman who has keys to his home - and he grabbed a baseball bat when a deep male voice answered, "No, it's not." Police said Fontana kept the man at bay until police arrived but didn't hit him with the bat. Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter after a Tuesday night concert by rapper Jay-Z at the Mellon Arena. The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass."

http://www.wral.com/news/strange/story/7251340/

AHA, this classic tale never fails to delight me.

3/18/2010 3:45:41 PM

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"Police say the intruder told them he was looking for shelter"

If it was a Stones show, he'd have a valid excuse

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3/18/2010 3:48:39 PM

Sounds like a hard knock life.

3/18/2010 3:48:48 PM

oh n/m

[Edited on March 18, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : thx]

3/18/2010 3:50:11 PM

Dumb ass.

3/18/2010 3:55:56 PM

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"criminal mischief"

3/18/2010 3:59:42 PM

dbl

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3/18/2010 3:59:42 PM

Nice! How the hell did you do that?

3/18/2010 4:00:17 PM

do what

3/18/2010 4:01:35 PM

frank fontana, third from right

3/18/2010 4:16:30 PM

We actually had a guy break into our apartment junior year on new years eve and sleep in my roommates bed because he was tired. However, my roommate was not in the bed at the time.

3/18/2010 4:17:42 PM

^^Holy shit, I didn't catch that!

Motherfuckin' Frank Fontana!

3/18/2010 8:09:57 PM

two years ago in my university village apartment, a drunk guy walked in and laid on our couch because my roommate left the door unlocked when he left earlier in the night. Luckily i was still up and heard him breaking beer bottles that were left sitting on the table in the living room. I walked out and asked "What the fuck are you doing?". he just laid there he was so drunk. Thankfully, his phone rang and it was someone that he was with asking where he was at. I told them he would be laying outside the door of my apartment....grabbed him by the collar, drug him out of the door and shut it and locked it behind me

crazy shit

3/18/2010 8:25:32 PM

Damn, dude.

3/18/2010 8:26:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6GIGm_wVow&feature=related

3/18/2010 8:28:39 PM

3/18/2010 8:36:32 PM

The craziest drunk thing I did in college was play soccer in the quad at 3 am.

3/18/2010 8:39:23 PM

you had a sad college experience

3/18/2010 11:55:39 PM