http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18523-genetic-code-20-life-gets-a-new-operating-system.html
3/19/2010 2:53:31 PM
now the blue screen of death really is the blue screen of DEATH]
3/19/2010 2:54:41 PM
Species 8472
3/19/2010 3:06:49 PM
3/19/2010 3:06:53 PM
we're forked.
3/19/2010 3:07:59 PM
lemme get some of them plastic genes
3/19/2010 3:10:10 PM
Can it give me a super penis?
3/19/2010 3:15:34 PM
you have to have a penis for that first, dude
3/19/2010 3:16:17 PM
Can it give me a penis?
3/19/2010 3:16:51 PM
can it stabilize my super penis?
3/19/2010 3:17:39 PM
Can it create a womb that can support Superman's baby?
3/19/2010 3:19:05 PM
can it control my super penis ?
3/19/2010 3:19:07 PM
let the zombie apocalypse begin
3/19/2010 3:21:02 PM
Can it give all women DD knockers?
3/19/2010 3:21:24 PM
I think I'll leave automatic updates off until they work all the bugs out.
3/19/2010 3:22:02 PM
3/19/2010 3:22:25 PM
^ 10/10, sir.
3/19/2010 3:26:20 PM
3/19/2010 4:03:27 PM
3/19/2010 4:19:32 PM
Great, someone is going to steal the technology and create a new breed of assholes... as if the assholes of the world were not a pain to live with as it is.
3/19/2010 5:06:47 PM
star-shaped assholes so when you take a dump it's like the "The More You Know" logo
3/19/2010 5:09:36 PM
3/19/2010 5:15:25 PM
Perhaps we will soon be able to fart rainbows!
3/19/2010 6:32:31 PM