my friend has a mustache and i am jealous of him because i, too, want one. unfortunately, my facial hair on my upper lip is sparse, and i can't grow much more than a molester stache. how can i grow a good mustache? help me t-dub.

3/21/2010 2:30:51 PM

rogaine your upper lip?

3/21/2010 2:31:34 PM

I feel like you could probably reference any number of sitcoms to find a proper avenue for the success of this endeavor.

3/21/2010 2:31:48 PM

smear some manure on there

3/21/2010 2:32:03 PM

mustaches are creepy. please remove.

3/21/2010 2:35:39 PM

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"rogaine your upper lip?"

i have heard reports that this can work, but i don't know if i can trust them.

3/21/2010 2:35:41 PM

make sure you can make it com eback together

3/21/2010 3:00:02 PM

i have this same feeling everytime i look at my bf's moosetash.

3/21/2010 3:01:01 PM

Have you tried massaging the area?

3/21/2010 3:03:07 PM

i have a full on beard as a 5 oclock shadow. ill gladly give you some hair

3/21/2010 3:08:37 PM

you can't make facial hair grow faster without testosterone

rogaine will just make you break out in hives

..don't ask me how I know these things

3/21/2010 3:23:52 PM

Do it man, grow that mustache! It'll be so ironic!

3/21/2010 3:28:27 PM

drink more beer and brandy.

3/21/2010 3:30:15 PM

you can have mine when i'm done with it.

3/21/2010 3:34:35 PM

^^^ The fuck? Do you know what "ironic" means...

3/21/2010 3:38:54 PM

^ probably a reference to hipsters with mustaches

3/21/2010 6:52:37 PM