Does that make me gay?

3/23/2010 11:08:58 AM

3/23/2010 11:09:41 AM

nope, just means you were desperate for some pussy

i hope

3/23/2010 11:10:36 AM

Are you covered in glitter right now?



If you answered yes, then that's your answer. If you answered no, you're not out of the woods yet (so to speak) just go look at bewbs for a while and you should be fine.

3/23/2010 11:10:49 AM

i had no idea vamps and werewolves were such big fans of going shirtless

this has to be the worst vampire movie / series ever made


and i think the glitter is finally starting to wear off

3/23/2010 11:29:06 AM

Do you want to eat sushi off of Taylor Lautner?

3/23/2010 11:47:18 AM

Quote :

"Are you covered in glitter right now? If you answered yes, then that's your answer. If you answered no, you're not out of the woods yet (so to speak) just go look at bewbs for a while and you should be fine."

Unless you're covered in glitter because you just hooked up with an 18-year old after watching this movie.

3/23/2010 11:48:18 AM

It only makes you gay if you watched part of the second one too.

3/23/2010 11:49:18 AM

I'd watch that shit if I was with a girl who wanted to, but that's about it (and it was understand I'm getting something for it later)

3/23/2010 11:50:49 AM

Twilight movies actually buck that theory, TKE-TEG, because the girl is so into the movie that all she'll want to do is talk about it afterwards and not suck your dick like you'd expect

3/23/2010 11:52:56 AM

I appreciate the heads up, and in the future when it's suggested I'll just point the girl towards Grease, Dirty Dancing or some other shitty chick flick.

3/23/2010 11:57:15 AM

is it gay that when i read that i immediately wanted to defend grease?

3/23/2010 11:58:04 AM

Gotta put in work.

But this has to be up there on the list, next to a joint trip to Target or Bed Bath and Beyond

3/23/2010 12:05:03 PM

Oh man, Twilight is fucking comedic gold. I laughed my ass off at that movie.

3/23/2010 2:02:58 PM

Quote :

"Twilight movies actually buck that theory, TKE-TEG, because the girl is so into the movie that all she'll want to do is talk about it afterwards and not suck your dick like you'd expect"

This is true. I have put this theory to the test and found it to be completely accurate.

Make the bitch suck your dick before you watch it (I do this to my girlfriend, and then proceed to play Mafia Wars and Farmville on my laptop while she goes goo goo ga ga over Edward Faggotboy Cullen). I have a few proven methods of getting girls in the sack afterward, though:

1) Tell her you want her to be your Bella and then present her with Bella's dress. You can buy this at Hot Topic.

2) Leave the room, cover yourself in glitter, return to the room and say one of Edward's lines.

3) Tell her you are going to kill yourself after the movie is over if she doesn't have sex with you. She won't let that happen because she wants you to live forever, just like Edward.
NOTE: This is assuming you didn't kill yourself during the movie. Many people have fell victim to those urges.

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : NO EDWARD, CONTROL YOUR URGES! WE ONLY EAT ANIMALS!]

3/23/2010 3:03:16 PM

i actually received head from my gf in exchange for watching this movie last night. the movie was awful, never saw the first one or knew what the fuck was going on most of the time. But on a side note, the head was great

3/23/2010 3:48:28 PM

Quote :

"Do you want to eat sushi off of Taylor Lautner? "

yes, please!

3/23/2010 5:18:20 PM

I haven't seen either Twilight movie.

Does that make me straight?

3/23/2010 5:22:28 PM

Next time I'm gonna go all out and show up decked out in fangs with my shirt unbuttoned.

I'll be on a one way trip to bj town

3/23/2010 5:38:47 PM