Post them here

I'm looking for a really good one to get the girlfriend with this year

And others for the co-workers

3/23/2010 7:53:13 PM

poop on her face while she is sleeping

3/23/2010 7:54:16 PM

that's our Sunday ritual

3/23/2010 7:55:34 PM

pretend to break up with her

or get a fake ring and pretend to propose

3/23/2010 7:56:58 PM

dump her the night before....

....come sneak into her room at 12am wearing a ski mask or pantyhose or both and say april fools and have sex, a lot

3/23/2010 7:57:02 PM

3/23/2010 7:58:19 PM

You could go with "Operation: Blow me"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_zrAi5Sz-I

3/23/2010 7:58:30 PM

get her boss to fire her for cybering at work

3/23/2010 8:02:24 PM

tell her youre pregnant

3/23/2010 8:24:38 PM

drug her, kill a hooker, make it look like she's the one that killed said hooker, then turn her in to the cops

or, you know, pie her or something

3/23/2010 8:33:36 PM

3 AM, have one of your friends come over to the house and make a lot of noise (or maybe just pretend like you hear something if that's too much trouble).

Tell the gf you're going to go check it out, then set off an M-80 and let out a blood curdling scream.

3/23/2010 8:56:01 PM

wait...you are dating again? that same chick?

3/23/2010 9:04:48 PM

that thread was a failed ploy for him to get attention

3/23/2010 9:05:50 PM

pee in the top part of her toilet so when she flushes, pee comes out.

3/23/2010 9:44:03 PM

saran wrap under the toilet seat covering the bowl

3/23/2010 9:45:18 PM

hire a big black dude to break into her apartment carrying a gigantic butcher knife and say "I'm gonna cut your face up, bitch" and just when he's looming over her, jump out of the closet and yell "April fool!"

3/23/2010 9:48:36 PM

3/23/2010 10:13:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il8GB3A5eqI

you'll need someone to lock the door behind her though

3/23/2010 10:16:43 PM

Talk a hot friend into a threesome. Get her to come in and try to talk your gf into it. If your gf says no, then just claim it's an April Fools joke. If she says yes...

3/23/2010 10:51:02 PM

^ dear god that is genius!

3/23/2010 10:53:57 PM

good idea seen. ^2

3/23/2010 11:10:06 PM

kickstand ftw

3/23/2010 11:12:13 PM

put baby powder in her hair dryer.

3/24/2010 12:01:32 AM

I was pranked pretty good this morning.


I received a text from one of my employees stating that her hairstylist burned her hair yesterday, and she had to take the day off because she didn't want to be out in public today.

over the next hour, I get two more texts from other employees stating they were sick. One of them was looking rough yesterday, and there's been a bug going around the office.

So I text the first one back and ask her if she can work from home.

She responds with

"Bobby,

I don’t care …sorry cannot work today."


I pretty much blew the fuck up right then, and typed out a TWW level flame, but decided that I needed to clear my head first and then figure out the best way to deal with it. So I go talk to one of the other managers. I am pretty enraged. Part of it was that she was out of the office three days last week with "shoulder pain."

Then one of the other employees that was out sick walks by. I'm like "Hey, you were able to make it in after all."

"Hey Bobby, april fools."



>.<

4/1/2010 9:49:49 AM

Just got gotten

Dude brought donuts

But somehow got the KK guys to put Honey Mustard inside of them instead of Lemon Creme

and somehow 4 of us bit in at the same time

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 9:53 AM. Reason : x]

4/1/2010 9:52:43 AM

something inside of me says "dont fuck with your manager as an april fools joke"

but maybe that's just me

4/1/2010 9:53:43 AM

^^aha

Quote :

" Talk a hot friend into a threesome. Get her to come in and try to talk your gf into it. If your gf says no, then just claim it's an April Fools joke. If she says yes..."

genius.

4/1/2010 9:54:26 AM

I told a good friend of mine that I got a job where he works and started Monday.

When he asked which department I told him April Fools.

You see, it is the joke that hits twice. Once on him and Secondly because the joke is ultimately on me.

4/1/2010 9:57:43 AM

Me and my roommate both got pranked by our respective GFs this morning. They both said they were pregnant. They don't know each other. Must be a popular thing for girls to do.

4/1/2010 10:04:55 AM

how does your gf and your roommates girl not know each other. that seems almost impossible.

4/1/2010 10:09:07 AM

i hate april 1st

sounds like Bobby was about to be like:



[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 10:12 AM. Reason : a]

4/1/2010 10:10:11 AM

Keep it on the sneak

No one likes the girlfriend who practically lives at their house

4/1/2010 10:10:11 AM

I just texted my GF and told her that I am pregnant. I will let you know how it goes.

4/1/2010 10:11:16 AM

I mean they've met but they don't talk to each other. And I use the term GF loosely.

4/1/2010 10:14:29 AM

Although this did give me a good idea. I think I am going to sit down with my GF tonight and tell her that I have a kid by an ex-gf. I will make it all serious like: "Baby, this has been weighing on me for a long time now. And I know I should have told you this sooner. But I have a son. He's 6 and his name is Matthew. He lives with his mother in Raleigh. I want to make him more a part of my life, and I want you to meet him." Then I will finish it off with something like "YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR"

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 10:19 AM. Reason : y]

4/1/2010 10:19:37 AM

Be warned, April Fools jokes work best in the morning before people are savvy

4/1/2010 10:21:17 AM

see, i feel the opposite. I think she will be all comfortable this evening that I didn't pull a joke on her. Like when we are laying in bed just about to fall asleep.

patience can sometimes pay off

4/1/2010 10:22:17 AM

Set the NC Forest Service fire readiness plan to a level 5 (instead of the appropriate 2) so everyone who took today off (and expects tomorrow and the weekend off) has to report to work.

Quote :

"tell her youre pregnant"

That made me lol

4/1/2010 10:49:59 AM

I'm going to see Mark Buerhle pitch tonight

APRIL FOOLS!

4/1/2010 11:00:59 AM

Called my wife this morning and told her that when I got to work the building was locked up and taped. The IRS had seized the business bc my boss apparently didnt pay his taxes, and now he wont return my phone calls.

It worked. She freaked and was talking about calling her work and begging for hours..at that point I kinda giggled and she figured it out.

4/1/2010 11:02:18 AM

^niiiice. ballsy, but nice.

4/1/2010 11:04:52 AM

Quote :

"something inside of me says "dont fuck with your manager as an april fools joke" but maybe that's just me"

ahahaha, I definitely would not prank my own manager, but I don't mind being pranked at all. I actually see it as a positive that they have that high of a comfort level with me.

It's probably also good that they realize that had this been a real situation I would not be the friendly face they see most of the time.

4/1/2010 11:19:41 AM

Requesting a transcript of the flame message you almost sent earlier

4/1/2010 11:20:18 AM

Thanks.

Last year I taped "Plz Honk" on the back of her car. She said she really didnt remember anyone honking, she kinda zones out when driving, but saw it when she went to the bank and laughed.

4/1/2010 11:20:28 AM

Quote :

" I think I am going to sit down with my GF tonight and tell her that I have a kid by an ex-gf. I will make it all serious like: "Baby, this has been weighing on me for a long time now. And I know I should have told you this sooner. But I have a sonfound out that my ex is 7 months pregnant with my kid,"

This happened to me IRL. We had been dating about 2 months when this little gem popped up. I promptly peaced the fuck out of that situation.

4/1/2010 11:30:59 AM

^^^

ah now I wish I had saved it. I unfortunately deleted it

4/1/2010 11:58:14 AM

saw this morning on a car

back of the car

"HONK TO WISH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

side said "Happy April 1st!"

4/1/2010 11:59:34 AM

at my last job we all turned in resignation letters on a staggered time frame to the owner
he eventually figured it out though

4/1/2010 12:00:03 PM

bobby, my coworker and i totally thought about doing that to our boss at lunchtime. leaving within 10mins of each other, then sending texts saying we're sick and won't be coming back. she and i are both swamped today covering for someone else who is out, so him having to cover our work would have seriously pissed him off.

she chickened out

4/1/2010 12:04:00 PM

do something completely unexpected so that everyone thinks its an april fools joke but its not

4/1/2010 1:14:15 PM