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"The healthcare reform WILL be the greatest failure in the history of the United States. Thank the Lord my hope is in Jesus, and not those idiots in washington."

Lol get this yall jesus doesn't want you to help the less fortunate!

Don't talk politics in here its not effing soap box just list the funny one's you've seen.

I saw someone else say they're moving to canada... rofl!

3/23/2010 9:48:08 PM

i had a few other friends who posted similar things. i LOLed.

3/23/2010 9:48:48 PM

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"A health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a President who smokes, with funding administered by a Treasury Secretary who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a Surgeon General who's obese, financed by a country that's broke. What could possibly go wrong?"

3/23/2010 9:58:27 PM

lol that's a pretty good one!

3/23/2010 10:03:47 PM

Why would you move to Canada? Canadians already come down here for legit operations (ie, heart transplant, not a broken finger)

btw being serious, but not trying to be too serious per your request

3/23/2010 10:05:03 PM

Here's a solution to the health care crisis:

"Free Canadian ID Cards to all US Citizens"

3/23/2010 10:07:41 PM

LOL Bill, i saw that on facebook too. glad we have the same jesus freak friends

3/23/2010 10:09:55 PM

This thread would've been better yesterday when people were posting more of them

3/23/2010 10:10:41 PM

Yeah sorry i was too busy playing devils advocate all day.

3/23/2010 10:12:27 PM

I'm looking forward to how much more I'm going to have to pay for COBRA and state continuation for people I couldn't carry because of lack of work (income) in the first place!

3/23/2010 10:17:00 PM

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"America, we MUST STOP this tyrannical unlawful Marxist, Leninist, Communist takeover of our country. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT unless you like the ihanding over your kids, grandkids as SLAVES. I BEG OF YOU, do NOT BURY YOUR HEADS IN THE SAND...the threat IS REAL, IS HERE & TIME IS SHORT to stop ...it. Soon exhortations of patriotic outcry will mean prison time or worse...IT IS NOW OR NEVER!"

srsly...

3/23/2010 10:19:12 PM

↑ ↑ I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICS

[Edited on March 23, 2010 at 10:21 PM. Reason : arrows]

3/23/2010 10:21:03 PM

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"Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package"

/old

3/23/2010 10:21:54 PM

This has the kick in dates for many aspects of the legislation in the first half of this video which is helpful if you want to plan your last days on earth before the end on the world.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

3/23/2010 10:27:56 PM

SO EXCITED ABOUT FREEDOM CONCERTS 2010

like

omg
https://freedomconcerts.com/

3/23/2010 10:31:46 PM

Quote :

"I saw someone else say they're moving to canada... rofl!"

hahahahaha I'd have to call that one out.

3/23/2010 10:32:54 PM

Quote :

"i wonder if obama had hugo chavez over to the white house for beers (or cerveza in his case) before or after the healthcare bill was approved... to all you people who voted obama in, and who support (even if blindly and misguidedly) america becomming socialist............... .....................THANKS - please do not vote again, i'm tired of you ruining our country."

3/23/2010 10:38:55 PM

becomming

i love the well educated obama haters the best

they just warm my heart

3/23/2010 10:39:49 PM

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"Lol get this yall jesus doesn't want you to help the less fortunate!"

hahahaha

I wish I had a good one to share but alas, I do not.

3/23/2010 10:41:59 PM

lol well the did like bush right?

You can't be a grammar nazi and a republican these days...
bush, palin... just doesn't work out well.

3/23/2010 10:42:35 PM

i had some good ones yesterday but not too many

i defriended all of my annoying facebook friends during the last election

annoying does not = republican (necessarily) but i defriended the idiot ones

(defriended some idiots on the other side too)

3/23/2010 10:43:35 PM

Their Issues

Quote :

"NOT MY PROBLEM"

3/23/2010 10:44:01 PM

are we really doing this again?

FUCKING AGAIN?

3/23/2010 10:45:29 PM

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"annoying does not = republican (necessarily) but i defriended the idiot ones"

3/23/2010 10:46:36 PM

i've block/hidden most of the idiot zealots. i'm waiting on one or two to post something gold, but they've been surprisingly quiet recently

3/23/2010 10:47:31 PM

Quote :

"can we also adopt universal mortgage and car payment coverage?"

3/23/2010 10:53:49 PM

Quote :

"i wonder if obama had hugo chavez over to the white house for beers (or cerveza in his case) before or after the healthcare bill was approved... to all you people who voted obama in, and who support (even if blindly and misguidedly) america becomming socialist............... .....................THANKS - please do not vote again, i'm tired of you ruining our country."

those damn socialists paying the way for others with publicly funded roads, schools, utilities, organizations to ensure our food/water/medicine is safe to consume, police, firefighters, and research!!!!!111

3/23/2010 10:54:47 PM

I think we also need to go on a food ration. I mean, what good is a health reform if people aren't eating "right." Maybe Obama will give everyone minus households making $250k+/yr free "food-tickets" that are redeemable at kitchens across America...

3/23/2010 10:56:28 PM

I love how some are complaining about fallacies. It's fun to pick them apart.

I, also, like watching their faces, when I tell them that I wish we had gone to a full European model.

3/23/2010 10:57:13 PM

I would totally bang a European model.

3/23/2010 10:57:48 PM

[quoteI think we also need to go on a food ration. I mean, what good is a health reform if people aren't eating "right." Maybe Obama will give everyone minus households making $250k+/yr free "food-tickets" that are redeemable at kitchens across America...
[/quote]

YO DAWG PUTTING SHIT IN A QUOTE BOX IS COOL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRIBUTED AS THE SOURCE

3/24/2010 1:23:23 AM

YO DAWG PUTTING SHIT IN A QUOTE BOX CORRECTLY IS COOL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRIBUTED AS THE SOURCE LOOK INCOMPETENT

3/24/2010 1:34:14 AM

Quote :

"YO DAWG PUTTING SHIT IN A QUOTE BOX CORRECTLY IS COOL IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRIBUTED AS THE SOURCE LOOK INCOMPETENT"

YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE EMPHASIS AS EVIDENCED BY YOUR USE OF STUFF. SO I'VE UNDERLINED SOME SPACES FOR YOU .

3/24/2010 1:38:48 AM

Thanks, I really appreciate the attention, however, I've got women to pimp right now. Unless you are going to help generate me some cash to help offset these social reforms I'm going to be going back to work. I understand you are angry at the world. I am angry at the world too. Speaking of being angry at the world, if I told you that you could use that same energy to make yourself extra money would you be interested?

3/24/2010 1:43:44 AM

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"I would totally bang a European model."

win

3/24/2010 1:48:44 AM

i get the best email forwards from my grandfather

i have the entire range of republican opinion available daily in my inbox

3/24/2010 8:55:54 AM

haha, i love it when people take my status serious on fb


NOT GOOD AT INTERNETS

3/24/2010 9:19:35 AM

Quote :

"Lol get this yall jesus doesn't want you to help the less fortunate!"

Your interpretation is probably just as stupid as the original statement.

3/24/2010 9:32:45 AM

Quote :

"The tanning tax...health care reform would establish a tax of 10 percent on indoor tanning services. (Outdoor tanning services remain untaxed, of course.) This would raise $2.7 billion between 2010 and 2019. COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Looks like ill be buying my own tanning bed soon. If you want to tan tax free come see me =) nothing will ever keep me out of the tanning bed. especially the government."

3/24/2010 9:44:48 AM

aaaaaaaaahahaha

im gonna tan tax free...at a fucking beach. jesus some people are stupid as fuck

3/24/2010 9:47:36 AM

^^

wow, i guess all that time in the tanning bed fried both of that bitch's brain cells.

3/24/2010 9:51:25 AM

3/24/2010 10:00:06 AM

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"I am secretly hoping for another 9/11-style event to happen this morning so that people will shut the fuck up about US health care reform."

Quote :

"once the federal gov has everyone medical records then the can move along to micro chipping which will have you entire life on a chip that will be installed in the forearm.....people are not paying attentiong."

tin hats ahoy!

Quote :

"Remember everyone: "if it's good enough for Iraqis, good enough for Pokemon, it's good enough for AMERICANS TOO!" Pokemon Have Free Healthcare What happens if your Pocket Monsters are Poisoned, Paralyzed, Burnt, or are *gasp* FAINTED. You go to Nurse Joy. She fixes them right up. Free of charge. No red tape or regulation. "

3/24/2010 10:19:48 AM

^ Japanese people just inherently know how to do everything better.

3/24/2010 10:23:15 AM

Its worth noting, that one of the thing some conservatives are complaining about now is the individual mandate for private insurance which is something the GOP was pushing rather than the whole commie/socialistic public option that eventually got dropped from the legislation.

3/24/2010 10:31:49 AM

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"Obama is set to go to the supreme court, i hope he gets what he deserves for passing a heath care bill that directly violates our bill of rights. How can you fine someone for Not paying for something they DO NOT WANT? You can't its illegal"

I replied with "yeah I hate it when I have to pay for parking tickets that I DO NOT WANT!"

3/24/2010 11:08:48 AM

3/24/2010 11:18:03 AM

Biden answering a question by ABC News about the size of his penis

3/24/2010 11:19:11 AM

wam bam thank you mam

3/24/2010 11:19:49 AM

Quote :

"Obama is set to go to the supreme court, i hope he gets what he deserves for passing a heath care bill that directly violates our bill of rights. How can you fine someone for Not paying for something they DO NOT WANT? You can't its illegal"

Yeah I hate when I'm forced to buy car insurance I DO NOT WANT and homeowner's insurance I DO NOT WANT. The bastards

3/24/2010 10:41:52 PM