[Edited on March 24, 2010 at 11:43 AM. Reason : bigger]

3/24/2010 11:43:10 AM

Rule #1: Cardio.

3/24/2010 11:45:51 AM

Rule #18: Limber Up

3/24/2010 11:47:55 AM

yes ma'am

3/24/2010 11:49:25 AM

lol at the Shopping Mall and Mansion. Rest is meh, though its funny that all of the 'survival' paths end in a sequel that goes to Rural Town (starting over) or you are Marty McFly.

3/24/2010 11:55:04 AM

Are you in a barn? No it's a shed.

lol!

[Edited on March 24, 2010 at 11:59 AM. Reason : OMG PUZZLES!]

3/24/2010 11:57:49 AM

"Talk to manager with glass eye about end of days"

hahahahahaha

3/24/2010 12:00:28 PM

OMG IM NAKED AND THATS A ZOMBIE

3/24/2010 12:05:55 PM

lol

3/24/2010 12:17:58 PM

For the first time last night I had a zombie dream where I got bitten. The no-nonsense middle-aged redneck woman I was with shot me in the face.

3/24/2010 12:40:42 PM

lol

3/24/2010 12:44:39 PM

Wow, weird, I've had plenty of zombie dreams, but never one where I've gotten bitten.

3/24/2010 12:45:58 PM

if you are bitten, you gotta take yourself out

MAN UP, BITCH

3/24/2010 1:36:29 PM

Well I kept looking at the wound and the bite didn't appear to have drawn blood, so I tried to argue with her, see if she would just let me stand a ways away so she would have plenty of time to kill me if I did turn, but she was having none of it.

3/24/2010 1:44:09 PM