I started doing this a few years ago. My only regret is not thinking to do it sooner.

3/24/2010 11:27:45 PM

you disgust me

3/24/2010 11:28:28 PM

i used to when I had my own bathroom. now I don't, so I don't

3/24/2010 11:28:45 PM

I'd rank it as #3 in the "best things to do in the shower (if you're alone) behind drinking a beer in the shower and peeing in the shower. Wanking in the shower just clogs the drain.

[Edited on March 24, 2010 at 11:29 PM. Reason : fafs]

3/24/2010 11:29:09 PM

you know what's even better in the shower? farting.

3/24/2010 11:29:25 PM

^but it always smells different if you do it in the shower

always wondered why

3/24/2010 11:30:27 PM

fart mixed with soap is funny.

3/24/2010 11:31:13 PM

fart mixed with anything is funny

3/24/2010 11:31:49 PM

I'd almost call it a cop-out.

You do a snot rocket to see if you can get rid of all the shit in your nose without (a) picking your nose or (b) blowing your nose with a napkin/tissue/paper towel. To be able to successfully do a snot rocket without getting any shit on your hand or clothes is an accomplishment.

You can fuck up a snot rocket in the shower and just wash it off. It's like putting a condom on before having random sex...you're eliminating the element of risk.

3/24/2010 11:32:55 PM

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"you know what's even better in the shower? farting."

It smells way worse. I think this is scientifically proven and documented.

3/24/2010 11:33:11 PM

the reverb is pretty awesome if you have a good horn section.

3/24/2010 11:34:45 PM

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"I'd rank it as #3 in the "best things to do in the shower (if you're alone) behind drinking a beer in the shower and peeing in the shower. Wanking in the shower just clogs the drain."

Nah, son. Wanking is still #1.

3/24/2010 11:35:24 PM

he has

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"THAT THICK SEED"

3/24/2010 11:35:58 PM

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"Wanking in the shower just clogs the drain."

How can man chowder clog the drain?

3/25/2010 8:35:46 AM

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"drinking a beer in the shower"

I've done that a couple times now after I've worked out. I can't put into words how amazing it feels.

3/25/2010 8:39:41 AM

err day.

3/25/2010 8:39:58 AM

I drank a beer in the shower once. It was okay but nowhere near what the hype would have you believe. Shots might be better. Do three to the dome right after you get the water right, DOOM DOOM DOOM, fuck around and grab the curtain to steady yourself. It ends in blood, tears.

3/25/2010 8:42:57 AM

beers in the shower are at an apex of titness if in an outdoor shower at the beach, on a clear and hot day.

3/25/2010 8:47:05 AM

completely off topic, but related to drinking beer while wet


me and my buddies floated on those styrofoam noodles drinking beer in lake tahoma one summer and that was AWESOME

3/25/2010 8:51:48 AM

You don't drink a beer in the shower after you work out...defeats the whole purpose of working out

You drink a beer in the shower to get a headstart on your pregaming before going to a bar, game or party

This is 101

3/25/2010 9:17:43 AM

again

men dont pregame

3/25/2010 9:25:38 AM

I'm a big fan of smoking herbals in the shower.

3/25/2010 9:27:19 AM

im a big fan of pussing out and writing herbals instead of weed

do not lie



(unless youre smokin that herbal essences )

3/25/2010 9:29:00 AM

THAT SHOWER WAS TOTALLY CRUNCHIE MAN

3/25/2010 9:29:57 AM

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"men dont pregame"

3/25/2010 9:37:37 AM

this reminds me of the "how women vs men shower" thing

3/25/2010 9:43:50 AM

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"It's like putting a condom on before having random sex...you're eliminating the element of risk."

haha. i like it

3/25/2010 9:47:20 AM

i'm a big fan of my shower not being gross

3/25/2010 9:48:42 AM

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"men dont pregame"

What? Since when did this become for girls only? I like to hit the bar with a running start.

3/25/2010 9:52:58 AM

sure

im drunk whenever i get to a bar

but i sure as fuck dont refer to it as pregaming. its just drinking

3/25/2010 10:10:00 AM

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"i'm a big fan of my shower not being gross"

What??

That's the beauty of a shower. Anything you do in there ultimately washes away. That's why you can even shit in the shower...and as long as the water is running long enough, it's okay.

3/25/2010 10:14:10 AM

i just blow my nose in my hands and wash it off

im gross.

3/25/2010 12:12:25 PM

but i bet you look at it first

you've gotta check out the produce

3/25/2010 12:13:20 PM

Wanking in the shower got knocked out of the top 10 shower activities when wanking to the internet was invented. Beer in the shower takes the lead.

3/25/2010 12:16:26 PM

^^ nah i am generally only proud of my deuces.

what comes out of my nose is of little to no consequence and does not affect my level of pride on a day to day basis

3/25/2010 12:17:37 PM

I almost never jerk off in the shower, but if you adhere to the "never go out with a loaded gun" principle, it's perfectly understandable.

3/25/2010 12:23:06 PM

ITS JUST TOO WET.

3/25/2010 1:51:55 PM