it sucks. i can't get past the first section.

3/25/2010 10:59:19 AM

congrats, you're ahead of most of congress

3/25/2010 11:00:23 AM

all you need to know is everybody is supposed to quit their jobs so they can get free health care. if you don't quit your job by november, you get fined $10,000

also, when you quit your job, be sure to stop by the post office so you can pick up your complimentary college degree

3/25/2010 11:06:46 AM

lol

3/25/2010 11:07:24 AM

itt bonerjamz goes for a rework of his original blockbuster.

does not play out as expected.

3/25/2010 11:07:48 AM

all you need to know is everybody is supposed to quit their jobs so they can get free health care. if you don't quit your job by november, you get fined $10,000

also, when you quit your job, be sure to stop by the post office so you can pick up your complimentary college degree

3/25/2010 11:07:54 AM

FREE ABORTIONS FOR EVERYBODY!

3/25/2010 11:15:09 AM

HELL YEA LET ME GET THAT 190% FETUS REMOVAL

3/25/2010 11:15:48 AM

all you need to know is everybody is supposed to quit their jobs so they can get free health care. if you don't quit your job by november, you get fined $10,000

also, when you quit your job, be sure to stop by the post office so you can pick up your complimentary college degree

3/25/2010 11:16:17 AM

20 pages

3/25/2010 11:25:48 AM

someone with the screenname bonerjamz can't do extensive reading?!?! I AM SHOCKED!!

3/25/2010 11:42:32 AM