So I was reading the plot summary for "The Catcher In The Rye" after last nights south park episode, this was the first paragraph that was up in the summary

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"he first-person narrative follows Holden Caulfield's experiences in being a whiny bitch in the days following his expulsion from Pencey Prep, a fictional college preparatory school in the fictional city of Agerstown, Pennsylvania. Holden shares encounters he has had with students and faculty of Pencey, whom he criticizes as being superficial because he is fucking gay. Seriously, Holden is the kind of person that ,if anyone met in real life, would be constantly beat senseless for his stupidity. This book is unreadable because your stuck hearing the personal thoughts of a guy whom you would like to punch. GOD DAMN i wanted to punch him. He's so fucking lame and whiny and this book in no way has any value, at all. After being expelled from the school for poor grades, Holden packs up and leaves the school in the middle of the night after an altercation with his roommate. He takes a train to New York, but does not want to return to his family and instead checks into the dilapidated Edmont Hotel. There, he spends an evening dancing with three tourist girls and has a clumsy encounter with a prostitute; his attitude toward the prostitute (a girl his own age) changes the minute she enters the room, and after he tells her he just wants to talk, she becomes annoyed with him and leaves. However, he still pays her for her time. She demands more money than was originally agreed upon and when Holden refuses to pay he is beaten by her pimp, Maurice (despite her encouraging him to simply threaten the money out of him and leave)."

3/25/2010 11:10:13 PM

these things happen

3/25/2010 11:13:07 PM

I know, its funny

3/25/2010 11:14:11 PM

these things happen

3/25/2010 11:14:31 PM

or do they??

3/25/2010 11:14:50 PM

well, if they do...I COULDN'T CARE LESS

3/25/2010 11:26:06 PM

it's important

3/25/2010 11:31:54 PM