3/31/2010 11:28:05 PM

no

3/31/2010 11:28:38 PM

3/31/2010 11:30:18 PM

3/31/2010 11:30:29 PM

I find myself agreeing with nacho on this one... no.

Although AndyMac's pic is solid.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 11:31 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2010 11:30:32 PM

4/1/2010 12:43:01 AM

4/1/2010 12:43:46 AM

I don't eat lobster, on account of I don't like how they put way too many of them into the tank in the grocery store, so they're forced to crawl all over each other and shit

and then boil them alive

I'd rather not be a party to that

4/1/2010 12:47:15 AM

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET

4/1/2010 12:48:26 AM

I don't eat lobster because I think it's overpriced and honestly I'd rather have crab legs anyway.

4/1/2010 12:48:32 AM

Maryland crabs, ftw!

4/1/2010 12:49:04 AM

Im having lobster tails this weekend!

4/1/2010 12:49:44 AM

Lobster is tasty as hell, and once every blue moon they have a good deal on them.

Harris Teeter had them for $2 apiece last summer. I ate like a king for a while.

4/1/2010 12:50:48 AM

but crablegs are at $2.99 a lb this week at the teeter. Tough to beat that sale.

4/1/2010 12:51:38 AM

4/1/2010 12:53:24 AM

Crab legs can be cheaper, yes. But lobster tail is better and easier.

Also, in case I didn't mention it before, LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET.

4/1/2010 12:55:07 AM

lobster beak

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 1:02 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2010 1:00:09 AM

That's just what I was looking for.

Now, if only I had a steel rabbit with which to beat my loud-ass neighbors.

4/1/2010 1:04:09 AM

ROCKKK, ROCKKK, lOBSTER!!

4/1/2010 1:06:11 AM

god i love lobster

fresh maine lobster is amazing, i remember when it was like $2/lb. i want lobster right now...

4/1/2010 1:28:34 AM

is it about time to drunk and poast that story about the woman who gave birth to 1000 baby lobsters?



you know the one of which i speak

4/1/2010 1:33:13 AM

no. also i dont know. but please, lobster is everything special to me...

4/1/2010 1:34:53 AM

One morning around 5:00 a.m., 22-year-old Susan DeLucci of Kittery, Maine, woke up with painful cramps. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up, she realized that it was urinary pain. It was similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet, and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci continued to push out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.

"When medics arrived, they found Ms. DeLucci unconscious on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her robe. A stream of brown and green syrup was running down her leg. The medic grabbed her left leg to straighten her out. When the medic lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina, at which point a creature no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet plop. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the floor, flipping back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke, what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing: The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp, flipping and splashing." If you think that is bad -- wait until you hear how it happened.

"Ms. DeLucci's official cause of death was head trauma. When she stood up over the toilet and saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by the medical police that two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster. While lying in a tub, she inserted the creature's tail into her vagina. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face, causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medical police also found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR, and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster, along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face had been burned. The lobster's digestive track and colon were full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them and crapped them into Ms. DeLucci's vagina while she was torturing it.

"Doctors believe that Ms. DeLucci's womb [provided] the perfect pH balance to grow mud shrimp. Overnight the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every 10 minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp.

4/1/2010 1:39:07 AM

SNOPES.

4/1/2010 1:39:45 AM

10yr anniversary of this story dude...

It was all the rage when TWW was young.

4/1/2010 1:41:04 AM

I am a TWW noob and this story has changed my life....

4/1/2010 2:30:42 AM

4/1/2010 8:17:55 AM

4/1/2010 8:48:51 AM

that has got to hurt like hell

4/1/2010 2:33:34 PM

King Crab >>>>> Lobster

4/1/2010 2:34:21 PM

Everybody had...

...MATCHING TOWELS!

4/1/2010 2:42:50 PM