I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fuckin' day.

3/31/2010 11:35:30 PM

You can't watch Scarface 50 times in one day.

Its runtime is 163 minutes.

163 x 50 = 8150 minutes

There are only 1440 minutes in a day.

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : facts yo]

3/31/2010 11:37:16 PM

ok but you better let your parter be on top cause you are gonna need one hand for that sammbich and another to press fastforward on the remote to get thru SF 50 times.

but seriously hats off to the overall plan.

^ha, indeed, facts yo

[Edited on March 31, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : ]

3/31/2010 11:37:30 PM

If that's your dream, what a sad reality you live in. Even the sex part is thinking very small potatoes.

3/31/2010 11:42:21 PM

if i had a ton of money and someone pissed me off, i'd find out all of the information about them and use it to exact really sweet revenge

like say some guy stepped on my air jordans, id find out who he is, buy the entire realty company who leases to him, plant drugs in his apt when he's gone, and call the cops...plus he'd still owe me the rent for defaulting

3/31/2010 11:45:54 PM

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"You can't watch Scarface 50 times in one day."

6 TVs yo. 6 TVs.

3/31/2010 11:46:16 PM

^now there is a man who knows how to maximize his doing nothingness

3/31/2010 11:48:55 PM

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"If that's your dream, what a sad reality you live in. Even the sex part is thinking very small potatoes."

Concur, but I could eat, sleep, and bone down for a good, long while before I'd get bored. Shit, I could eat, sleep, watch TV, and hit the gym for a good while and be fine with it...and I don't really even care much for TV.

but then again, I'm on the go on a regular basis...vegetating for a while would be a welcome change of pace.

3/31/2010 11:59:15 PM

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"6 TVs yo. 6 TVs."

I stand corrected My hat goes off you sir.





Give me a reliable car with plenty of gas money, and the road awaits me

4/1/2010 12:04:01 AM

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"If that's your dream, what a sad reality you live in. Even the sex part is thinking very small potatoes."

Hell I mean even Tiger Woods managed to get in a few rounds of golf.....

Jesse James built motorcycles....

The Kennedy's took up politics....

you need some type of hobby

4/1/2010 12:10:01 AM

The man is quoting Chappelle's show.

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 12:14 AM. Reason : also I differ in film and food choice but fundamentally I agree]

4/1/2010 12:13:53 AM

A vagina can only take thirty minutes of pounding, what happens then?

4/1/2010 12:16:23 AM

6 vaginas yo, 6 vaginas.

4/1/2010 12:17:55 AM

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"The man is quoting Chappelle's show."

well i would hope he would quote something funny off of the show if he were going to do so.....

i mean the post i came up with, i did so on my own and it blows his recycled joke out of the water....

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason : hacks]

4/1/2010 12:21:41 AM

^^ Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

4/1/2010 12:23:09 AM

Then I'd dress up like a clown and surprise kids at schools.

[Edited on April 1, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : ]

4/1/2010 12:31:31 AM

Then I'd dress up as a clown and beckon children into storm drains where I would eat them whole.

4/1/2010 4:07:41 PM