...but the guys shooting them in the commercials are at least a decade older than their target audience. Regardless, I wish I had a younger relative I could bum these off of.

I had the bow and arrow set...



and the fencing set...



and countless footballs, but these guns look god damn awesome.






Just look how much awesome this kid's parents gave him. He probably just popped his first boner.



[Edited on April 2, 2010 at 10:16 PM. Reason : or maybe pooped his first boner...]

4/2/2010 10:14:44 PM

i have more nerf guns in my work office than you put in that post

4/2/2010 10:15:29 PM

4/2/2010 10:19:26 PM

^^++

4/2/2010 10:28:46 PM

I want the sniper one. It looks so damn cool.

The mounted gun looks cool but I bet its a bitch to get it reloaded after one complete firiing.

The 'tommy gun' or w/e looks impractical because the drum is at that stupid angle, wtf.

The rifle is alright, a roommate had it.

4/2/2010 10:42:11 PM

It's Nerf or Nothing

4/2/2010 10:43:47 PM

Wow, Nerf went and got all paramilitary.

I once thought one of these was all I needed to run away and live in the wild:


[Edited on April 2, 2010 at 10:53 PM. Reason : bushman style]

4/2/2010 10:53:22 PM

Quote :

"A paramilitary is a force whose function and organization are similar to those of a professional military force, but which is not regarded as having the same status."

So, I'd say Nerf did not get all paramilitary son.


NOW THIS IS A GOD DAMNED PARAMILITARY SON:

4/2/2010 10:54:21 PM

this thread is way off base. who gives a shit about how it looks? those little darts are weak ass pussy shit. With the bow and arrow or the ball guns, you could actually hurt someone. The old ones had way more power behind them and are way more fun in an actual nerf war.

4/2/2010 11:03:16 PM

My suitemate last year had a Nerf Shotgun and a Nerf Handgun, and they were pretty hilarious. I wouldn't take them to a "nerf battle" or anything though.

4/2/2010 11:17:30 PM

Quote :

"I want the sniper one. It looks so damn cool. The mounted gun looks cool but I bet its a bitch to get it reloaded after one complete firiing. The 'tommy gun' or w/e looks impractical because the drum is at that stupid angle, wtf. The rifle is alright, a roommate had it."

The new sniper is really underpowered, although it looks cool. Its inner workings are exactly the same as the yellow rifle, so I wouldn't bother with it.

The belt-fed machine gun is really cool, but ammo pickup is a bitch. Therefore, buy lots of belts.

The drum-fed gun is actually one of the better ones of the last few years. Works fairly well, 35 darts in a drum, and no crazy gimmicks.

The rifle got semi-recalled since kids were pinching fingers in it. It's now been turned into something like a transforming compact SMG. http://www.amazon.com/Nerf-N-Strike-Deploy-CS-6-Blaster/dp/B002VEC876/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t

And yeah, I've had Nerf gun fights at work. Not as cool as this one, sadly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

4/2/2010 11:55:49 PM

ha my favorite new nerf gun is the sniper rifle. there are sites out there dedicated to making them more powerful.

weapons of the future.

4/3/2010 9:48:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dokbdPPqkFU

4/3/2010 2:06:49 PM