Which came first, the chicken or the egg?





I like the theory that the egg came first from a chicken like creature.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 12:13 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2010 12:11:29 AM

oops!

4/3/2010 12:12:37 AM

Which Came First, the Lowercase Letter or the Uppercase Letter?

4/3/2010 12:12:38 AM

Quote :

"chicken of egg"

4/3/2010 12:12:40 AM

4/3/2010 12:12:41 AM

It's hilarious when creationists actually bring this up thinking it will stump an evolutionary biologist.

"DAMN SON, I MEAN, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE...."

4/3/2010 12:12:48 AM

The rooster.

4/3/2010 12:15:21 AM

^True, the cock probably came first.

4/3/2010 12:16:25 AM

lol at the US Acres reference.

4/3/2010 12:19:27 AM

^I always enjoyed watching that. Back to the question, which came first, the...



...or the...



?

4/3/2010 12:22:57 AM

Reptiles were laying eggs long before birds arrived on the scene.

4/3/2010 12:23:25 AM

^So a snake shit out the first chicken? I thought they liked to eat chickens?

4/3/2010 12:25:24 AM

Biology is complicated.

4/3/2010 12:27:16 AM

^It sounds like it.

4/3/2010 12:27:54 AM

You're thinking about this too hard.

4/3/2010 12:28:28 AM

^Not really, I just want an answer.

4/3/2010 12:29:59 AM

Go pray. Maybe God, Allah, Buddah or Xenu will have your answer.

4/3/2010 12:31:19 AM

egg threadz [oldz]

4/3/2010 12:31:47 AM

^^hmm, maybe I should.

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4/3/2010 12:31:50 AM

The thetans came first, then the chicken, then the egg.

4/3/2010 12:33:52 AM

Which Came First, the Fart or the Shit?

4/3/2010 12:35:16 AM

^ every time I see your name I think of opium

4/3/2010 12:37:37 AM

^^The queef while in the chicken position.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 12:39 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2010 12:38:33 AM

^^ That's terrific.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 12:38 AM. Reason : ^ That's not.]

4/3/2010 12:38:33 AM

4/3/2010 12:41:55 AM

btw, cyber sex in premie chat

4/3/2010 12:42:20 AM

Nice.

4/3/2010 12:42:24 AM

^^^I forgot about that picture joke. lol!

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4/3/2010 12:42:46 AM

i saw it on a t-shirt website

4/3/2010 12:44:03 AM

It looks like the neighbors came first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRNS98yozM

4/3/2010 12:50:52 AM

Moses came first, then Jesus.

4/3/2010 12:51:43 AM

what came first, the dick or the clit?

4/3/2010 12:54:52 AM

4/3/2010 12:37:50 PM

well shit, I was here to post the shirt as well.

4/3/2010 12:57:45 PM

Quote :

"OF THE EGG"

4/3/2010 12:59:07 PM

the egg comes first and then the chicken

you gots your omelet in the mornin and some fried chicken for dinner

4/3/2010 1:02:42 PM

given that the chicken as we know it evolved from some other bird, the first chicken ever was obviously a mutation born from the egg of another chicken-like bird. the egg most certainly came first.

4/3/2010 1:03:27 PM

chicken omelettes begin with the cooking of the chicken, because the eggs cook quicker.

4/3/2010 1:24:59 PM

Quote :

"the egg comes first and then the chicken you gots your omelet in the mornin and some fried chicken for dinner"

You have a point there.

4/3/2010 11:53:28 PM

my theroy is that the egg came from the easter bunny, and hatched into a chicken. therefore the egg came first.

4/6/2010 1:27:51 PM

Why does one have to be before the other?

4/6/2010 1:30:49 PM

You know what would make a good Wheel of Fortune puzzle?

BEST FRIEND
CHICKEN
OR EGG

4/6/2010 1:32:52 PM

I'm gonna say the egg...

4/6/2010 4:17:50 PM

plane on a treadmill

4/6/2010 4:19:55 PM

NO this is not satire (You should see his video on sex if you think this is fucking rich):

4/6/2010 4:21:58 PM

From an evolutionary standpoint the egg came first. The mutation that produced the chicken we know today came from an egg that was dropped from the butt of something that was not the chicken we know today.

4/6/2010 4:26:59 PM

Yes and whoever educated him (I'm guessing his mom) really fucking failed him.

4/6/2010 4:28:20 PM

Try this one out, he makes some admissions that I think we already knew without him saying them. His videos are so, how do I put it?

Deep and thought provoking.... Yes...

4/6/2010 4:31:15 PM

haha I didn't even watch that video before I posted what I posted....but gah he's an idiot...

I mean I'm a Christian and I know the egg came first because of evolution.

Ignorant Christians make me

4/6/2010 4:31:25 PM

He doesn't even grasp that our cultural upbringing is what gives phrases like "oh my god" significance. In Quebec, a standard word to utter instead of "merde" or "putain" is the word "tabernac", which means "tabernacle". This is simply a cultural thing and the only reason you don't use another word because it would then have no significance within your cultural setting. According to him, the reason we say "oh my god" rather that "oh my buddah" is because we know he is the one true god and we HATE him. WE HATE JESUS CHRIST.

4/6/2010 4:51:26 PM