I've enjoyed learning about religion and then being able to mess with people in new and interesting ways.

Just saying OMG YOU'RE DUMB... EASTER BUNNY! doesn't really cut it for me any longer.

My latest and greatest two are...

1. Talking smack about Buddhism because it's was founded through a rich kid. It's central figure is basically like a rich white kid, who can't appreciate what he has, and has to search out and about for suffering while the peasants roll their fucking eyes...

2. Asking Christians who they follow... Jesus or Paul... because Paul fucked up the religion, and evangelicals love that dude...

ib Frosh... go ahead and post it... I love it...

4/4/2010 12:15:45 AM

cool story, bro

4/4/2010 12:16:34 AM

I realize this thread is about enjoying messing with people about religion...which I do not dispute. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

Micheal Glapion is a thief and a liar!!!

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:22 AM. Reason : `]

4/4/2010 12:16:56 AM

Quote :

"it's was"

4/4/2010 12:20:10 AM

messing with me on grammar in a religion post is pretty high praise

4/4/2010 12:21:14 AM

Wow spot on analysis of buddhism there

4/4/2010 12:22:28 AM

btw, I have a number 3, but I haven't cared as hard about it lately

3. Why do Muslims give a shit about Jerusalem? It's their "third holiest city". Why? Because Mohammad visited there. But...

He didn't actually go there in a "real" way... he was magically transported there while sleeping. It was all either a lie or a dream. He gives all types of fucked up proof, like describing buildings and whatever, but he probably overheard descriptions and either faked it consciously or subconsciously...

so, all this bullshit over Jerusalem... it's because Mohammad magically transported to the sacred rock for some x amount of time which was actually less than a second in real time.

it's fucking hilarious.

4/4/2010 12:26:43 AM

^^

oh it most certainly cuts to the fucking core

simp

4/4/2010 12:27:05 AM

4/4/2010 12:29:14 AM

Wanna know what pisses religious people off?

God doesn't exist












*fartz*

4/4/2010 12:31:25 AM

ahahhaha

i blew your mind

you're going full retard

do I have to tell you that you're not supposed to do that?

4/4/2010 12:32:13 AM

Who doesn't know buddhas story you're going to have to do better than recite 8th grade history to blow anything of mine budday

4/4/2010 12:33:33 AM

well... probably

certainly it would be nice to have a few other tidbits to come up with, i'm sure i'll get them eventually

but "knowing his story" (which everyone does ) and matching it with spoiled rich kids, especially white kids, well I don't hear that all the time

usually people put it in context of him giving up so much for his beliefs (you know this)

but there is the other twist to it (now you know this)

lol

btw... I forgot you exist, but I'm sure this thread was designed for you in mind

thanks for participating

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:36:26 AM

Quote :

"Asking Christians who they follow... Jesus or Paul... because Paul fucked up the religion"

you read the mythmaker? not saying i agree with it but its an interesting read

but yes, people who say that the words of paul are just as important as the words of jesus irk me

4/4/2010 12:37:38 AM

Well unlike rich white kids the Buddha was awesome

4/4/2010 12:40:04 AM

^^

no, i'll check it out

the Paul thing is a bit new to me (I've never been religion (Christian) so I never had to care about specifics of early evangelism, I first really got a feel for it a few years ago and have been looking into it a bit more recently)

apparently there's a lot of people who have a problem with Paul including Thomas Jefferson.

oh... and do people really say that? that the words of Paul are as important as Jesus? or do they just imply it? either was is pretty bad from their standpoint

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:42 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:40:09 AM

^^

you are stumped

this is pretty awesome, because you're a real prick

lol

4/4/2010 12:40:39 AM

The Buddha: contributed to human wisdom through the dhammapada
spoiled white kid: made this thread

4/4/2010 12:43:35 AM

still nothing, huh?

that's cool

do you have a specific love for the Eastern Wisdom?

get your shit straight, son

...

why don't you just agree with me?

because I think it's a pretty reasonable insight and demystifies ones of these OMG BETTER THAN CHRISTIANITY religions

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ,]

4/4/2010 12:44:58 AM

Quote :

"oh... and do people really say that? that the words of Paul are as important as Jesus? or do they just imply it?"

most people just neglect to differentiate between the two and accept both as the word of god

4/4/2010 12:46:05 AM

What the fuck are you on about

4/4/2010 12:46:30 AM

Like I can't tell what's going on

you post a bunch of thoughts that any remotely smart person thought in middle school

either you're dumb or I'm trolled because you pretended to be dumb

either way this thread is boring

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:49 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:48:19 AM

^^^

to be fair, I can't really go point by point about it

I figure that Jesus doesn't give a shit about a lot of the stuff conservative love to care about

and I want to meet the Christian pacifist... seriously

but you know... I'm sure I'll get the points lodged in my head eventually

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:48 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:48:32 AM

^^

you go ahead and defend yourself the best you can, son

if you want to ingest and use these points later, you can... I don't mind

if it's boring, stop posting

NOW

4/4/2010 12:49:57 AM

You could just read the gospels

4/4/2010 12:50:50 AM

Well I am bored

4/4/2010 12:51:47 AM

i was talking to this really christian guy and he said the Native Americans wanted us to come in to murder their people and rob them of their land.


yay religion.

4/4/2010 12:53:11 AM

^^

again, you are a prick

I expect it...

it's expected

you're boxed

labeled

classified

...

lol

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:53 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:53:23 AM

i just wanted to say that tomorrow starts my cycle of attending church 3 times a year

4/4/2010 12:53:38 AM

Quote :

"I figure that Jesus doesn't give a shit about a lot of the stuff conservative love to care about"

well jesus is a lil more liberal while paul is more old testament so just about anytime you hear someone using a new testament verse to hate on gays, foreigners and everything else the crazy religious right loves to hate its generally a paul quote

4/4/2010 12:54:12 AM

^^ nice

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:54 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:54:16 AM

Trolled again by a poor man's froshkiller... My tww fate exposed?

4/4/2010 12:54:33 AM

temporary detour

people in Texas seem to think that religion is about building huge churches with "satellite" campuses. that and guns are good, abortion is bad, and Obama is the anti-Christ

we now return you to your topic, already derailed

4/4/2010 12:55:06 AM

^^^^

yeah, I knew/figured

I can just see God being like

NO... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not that dude

HE KILLED CHRISTIANS

you fuckers are dumb....

I'm out of here.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:55:43 AM

Quote :

"poor man's froshkiller"

I'll take that

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 12:56 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 12:56:20 AM

Quote :

"temporary detour people in Texas seem to think that religion is about building huge churches with "satellite" campuses. that and guns are good, abortion is bad, and Obama is the anti-Christ we now return you to your topic, already derailed"

nothings been derailed

there's just a sad freak show going on

it's a side thing

4/4/2010 12:57:09 AM

Quote :

"1. Talking smack about Buddhism because it's was founded through a rich kid. It's central figure is basically like a rich white kid, who can't appreciate what he has, and has to search out and about for suffering while the peasants roll their fucking eyes..."

Wait. What's wrong with this?

Also, I agree with McDanger that a simple "God doesn't exist" usually gets the job done when it comes to messing with religious peoples.

4/4/2010 12:58:38 AM

lol

4/4/2010 12:59:26 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Mythmaker-Paul-Invention-Christianity/dp/0062505858

but yes, while rather extreme in its analysis and quite a bit biased (written by a jew lol) its still very interesting

4/4/2010 1:00:13 AM

Messing with religious people is barely worth it but it can he accomplished without analysis that would flunk a freshman religion course

4/4/2010 1:01:07 AM

"Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."

4/4/2010 1:01:25 AM

^^^

I'll have to read it. I'm going to have to develop some barriers though, because a lot of my really good friends are pretty serious christians and my asshole meter doesn't really need to go much higher.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 1:02 AM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 1:02:29 AM

^^

it's hard to imagine what you could put up that would have douche bag there ok with

seriously, it's cool

4/4/2010 1:04:09 AM

This kid is like somebody smacked froshkiller in the head with a wrench

lame attempt at copying somebody elses gimmick bro

4/4/2010 1:08:46 AM

also jesus wasnt born on christmas and easter is based on a germanic goddess

4/4/2010 1:14:41 AM

I, too, was traumatized by the Easter bunny as a child

4/4/2010 1:23:21 AM

Buddhism is more of a philosophy, brah.

4/4/2010 1:28:30 AM

Quote :

"Why do Muslims give a shit about Jerusalem?"

my term paper is on this exact subject...i'll let you know if i find the answer

4/4/2010 1:29:35 AM

im more interested in your sources

4/4/2010 1:33:05 AM

the paper isn't due until april 23 i think...so i should have all my sources by the 21st or so, because that's the best way to write a paper that's worth 50% of my final grade

4/4/2010 1:34:43 AM