so i drive a brown probe.

inspired by the office.

theres:
i'm emo so i drive a saab.
i'm a pimp so i drive a cheap escort
i'm an astronaut so i drive a saturn (mercury, eclipse)


what more can you come up with?

4/4/2010 8:18:22 PM

<-- EMO

(I don't actually drive a Saab son )

4/4/2010 8:18:40 PM

i'm a teacher so i drive a shitty car.

4/4/2010 8:19:11 PM

im black so i drive a donk

4/4/2010 8:19:26 PM

i'm an aging hippie liberal douche so i ride a bike

4/4/2010 8:20:21 PM

ASSMAN

4/4/2010 8:20:39 PM

im a count so i drive a monte carlo

4/4/2010 8:20:49 PM

i'm a pussy so i drive a volvo
i'm a nigger so i drive a chrysler 300

4/4/2010 8:21:19 PM

sigh....

we had some great ones the other day.
i can rememebr them now.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 8:22 PM. Reason : ^^not bad!!!]

4/4/2010 8:21:29 PM

im a taxi driver so i drive a taxi

4/4/2010 8:22:36 PM

i'm a pirate, so i drive a cutlass

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 8:22 PM. Reason : arg!]

4/4/2010 8:22:40 PM

im jason so i drive an odyssey

4/4/2010 8:23:16 PM

I'm John Voight so I drive a lebaron

4/4/2010 8:24:06 PM

i'm a diplomat, so i drive an accord

4/4/2010 8:24:37 PM

I'm a critical point so i drive a maxima

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:25:05 PM

^ and ^^NICE!

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 8:25 PM. Reason : kk]

4/4/2010 8:25:12 PM

I'm a [blank] so I drive a Camaro.

4/4/2010 8:25:33 PM

I'm a philosopher so i drive an insight

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:27:40 PM

I'm an optometrist, so I drive a Focus.

4/4/2010 8:27:48 PM

lol.

4/4/2010 8:28:31 PM

I'm the only one so i drive a Highlander

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:28:32 PM

i make barrels (despite being a midget), so i drive a mini cooper

4/4/2010 8:29:35 PM

call me the bus driver cuz im about to take you to school!!

4/4/2010 8:29:55 PM

^^srsly?

I make barrels too son.

4/4/2010 8:30:07 PM

you're inadequate, so she drives a Vibe

4/4/2010 8:30:17 PM

I'm lewis and clark so i drive a frontier

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:30:21 PM

im a nudist so i drive a naked

4/4/2010 8:30:31 PM

im indian(feather not dot) so i drive a pontiac

4/4/2010 8:30:43 PM

I'm Bach so i drive a Sonata

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:31:30 PM

im a rich demanding father, so i drive my scion

4/4/2010 8:31:53 PM

I am Cobra Commander I drive a Viper

4/4/2010 8:31:57 PM

I'm a dog so i drive a 4runner

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:32:13 PM

I'm a black dude with a big dick so i drive cherokee

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 8:33 PM. Reason : she occasionally bwns white dudes i guess]

4/4/2010 8:33:11 PM

STEVE IRWIN HERE AND I DRIVE AN OUTBACK

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:35:11 PM

HE'S DEAD YOU ASSHOLE.

4/4/2010 8:36:01 PM

I'm a jew so i ride with my friends

I'm black so i don't have anywhere to go.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 8:37 PM. Reason : ]

4/4/2010 8:37:26 PM

I'm black so I drive a sable

4/4/2010 8:38:35 PM

it should just be,

I'm black so i drive a stolen car

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/4/2010 8:39:19 PM

^^ BLACK SABLE SON!



(Note: It's not actually that great of a knife in terms of functionality. It's pretty well made and all, but it's mostly for looks son. I'll take the Large Espada or the Rajah I over it any day).


I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS THREAD.

4/4/2010 8:40:04 PM

I am a soldier, so I drive a Vanquish.
I like to have a good view, so I drive a Vantage.

I am the Devil, so I drive a Diablo.
I am Batman, so I drive a Murcielago.
I like to change flat tires, so I drive a Reventón.

I like hot foods, so I drive a Cayenne.
I am a herpetologist, so I drive a Cayman.

I am a lawyer, so I drive an Integra.
I am legendary, so I drive a Legend.
I am an athlete, so I drive a Vigor.

I am a lancer, so I drive a Lancer.
I am a horse-owner, so I drive a Colt.
I am a knight, so I drive a Galant.
I am a materialistic chick, so I drive a Diamante.

I am a jazzer, so I drive a Jazz.
I am a citizen, so I drive a Civic.
I am a chemist, so I drive an Element.
I am a bodybuilder, so I drive a Titan.
I am a perpetual traveler, so I drive an Odyssey.
I am an athlete, so I drive a Fit.
I am a pilot, so I drive a Pilot.
I am an airport customs agent, so I drive a Passport.

I am a Native American, so I drive a Navajo.

I am a weatherman, so I drive a Sunny.
I am an African, so I drive a Safari.
I am a double agent, so I drive a Rogue.

I am an entomologist, so I drive a Beetle.
I am cunning, so I drive a Fox.
I am Tiger Woods, so I drive a Golf.
I am from the Touareg tribe, so I drive a Touareg.

I am a trance DJ, so I drive an Ibiza.

I am a parapsychologist, so I drive a Phantom.
I am a parapsychologist, so I drive a Ghost.

I am a marine biologist, so I drive a Tiburon.
I am a priest, so I drive a Genesis.

I am Usain Bolt, so I drive a Sprinter.

I am a felinologist, so I drive a Jaguar.
I am a head of state, so I drive a Sovereign.

I am Stallone, so I drive a Rocky.
I am a nudist, so I drive a Naked.
I am a midget, so I drive a Midget.

I am a Mexican, so I drive a Baja.
I am a forest patrolman, so I drive a Forester.
I am Australian, so I drive an Outback.

I am 100 years old, so I drive a Century.
I am a king, so I drive a Crown.
I am Scottish, so I drive a Highlander.
I am an algebraist, so I drive a Matrix.
I am a Prophet, so I drive a Noah.
I am a young actress, so I drive a Starlet.
I live in the Arctic, so I drive a Tundra.



[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : SHIT, FORGOT AMERICAN CARS]

4/4/2010 9:14:47 PM

/thread

4/4/2010 9:26:47 PM

I believe it goes to bigman with this one

Quote :

"you're inadequate, so she drives a Vibe"

[Edited on April 4, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2010 10:05:33 PM

I'm Chinese, so I drive a Toyota.

I'm a Mac Owner, so I drive a Mini.

I'm secretly gay, so I drive a Jeep.

I'm a pimp, so I drive a Hummer.

I'm GI Joe, so I drive an M38 Jeep.

4/4/2010 10:13:31 PM

I'm john mayer so I drive a Neon.

4/4/2010 10:27:20 PM

I follow in my parents' footsteps, so I drive a Legacy.

4/4/2010 10:29:05 PM

4/4/2010 10:29:13 PM

I am useful in General Purpose activities, so I drive a Jeep.

4/4/2010 10:32:50 PM

TRUST ME

I'M A DOCTAH!!!!!!!!

4/4/2010 10:50:42 PM

I am a senior citizen, so I drive an Oldsmobile.

4/5/2010 3:53:06 PM

I'm a mathematician so I drive an Infiniti

4/5/2010 3:56:45 PM