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4/6/2010 5:38:34 PM

she acts like a hipster and doesn't afraid of anything

4/6/2010 5:39:08 PM

here here

ibtwhiteknightscometoherdefense

4/6/2010 5:39:25 PM

and she doesn't shower either

4/6/2010 5:39:49 PM

+1

4/6/2010 5:40:12 PM

so this blind guy walks by a fish market

4/6/2010 5:40:13 PM

I'M A DECORATOR

4/6/2010 5:40:15 PM

i met her one time outside of ihop. she was quite nice.

although now that you mention it, i did see her in the dmv ~a week later and she looked away when i waved... so i think you've changed my mind. bitch indeed.

4/6/2010 5:40:28 PM

truth. i'm a stinky ass biatch

^ hahahaha i didn't know if you were waving at me we've been throughhhhh this

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4/6/2010 5:40:29 PM

i think she's cool

4/6/2010 5:40:40 PM

if i defend her in here will she sleep with me?

4/6/2010 5:40:46 PM

4/6/2010 5:41:21 PM

^ ^ my sources say, no

4/6/2010 5:42:00 PM

she threw my dog into traffic once

4/6/2010 5:42:18 PM

she once wished that me and my then girlfriend would break up, just so should would have some entertainment.

SCANDALOUS

4/6/2010 5:42:23 PM

god you cannot just let that one die. i've done like 500 other bitchy things to you yet that is the one you cling onto?

4/6/2010 5:43:06 PM

to me she looks like a black lady ga ga

4/6/2010 5:43:07 PM

Signed

4/6/2010 5:44:01 PM

notice how she didn't say "I've done tons of nice things for you since then, to try to make up for it"

4/6/2010 5:44:14 PM

^^^^ the dog into traffic thing?

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4/6/2010 5:44:20 PM

i never knew so many people were threatened by me

y'all are so sweeet!

4/6/2010 5:44:30 PM

Quote :

"god you cannot just let that one die. i've done like 500 other bitchy things to you yet that is the one you cling onto?"

that kinda made me laugh

4/6/2010 5:44:48 PM

as she walks in the parking lot at grocery stores she will occasionally stop and smear her unshowered cooch slime on peoples rear windshields

... maybe that was a bit much

4/6/2010 5:46:01 PM

hahahahaha


i like to make this face a lot when i do it

4/6/2010 5:48:13 PM

4/6/2010 5:48:22 PM

I'm pretty sure she mailed a bag of her freshly shaven armpit hair to a cancer survivor, with a note attached that read "Locks of love doesn't love you. Stop being a whinny little fuck..."

4/6/2010 5:48:38 PM

*SIGH* at least get the story straight

i at least BRAIDED my armpit hair before i sent it to them

4/6/2010 5:50:31 PM

she once took a shit in the Salvation Army Santa's collection pot, then stole his bell

4/6/2010 5:50:46 PM

MAN, WHO DOES THIS GIrL THINK SHE IS???

4/6/2010 5:52:58 PM

^ i like how your "r" is lower case

4/6/2010 5:53:44 PM

NEED TO LOSE THE DECORATION.

4/6/2010 5:54:28 PM

when she works out, she funnels her sweat into a plastic container with a popsicle stick inside... which she lets evaporate in the sun, leaving salt crystals stuck to the stick. she then gives these salt lollipops to people at tea houses, telling them that it's sweetener

4/6/2010 5:54:38 PM

i also heard she fucked tiger woods

but then again, who hasn't at this point?

4/6/2010 5:54:47 PM

and I love her for it

4/6/2010 5:55:00 PM

Quote :

"^ i like how your "r" is lower case "

THANKS!

4/6/2010 6:05:40 PM

i heard she also drinks really cheap beer. slut.

4/6/2010 6:09:22 PM

lol


damn...guess i'm a slut too

4/6/2010 6:09:55 PM

seriously. i'm sick of all these sluts in my life.

4/6/2010 6:11:32 PM

^^ You are son.

4/6/2010 6:12:15 PM

i'm all "hey megan, want a beer?"

and your all.."what kind is it?"

i'm all.."busch light/pbr/southpaw"

silence...

4/6/2010 6:12:57 PM

yeah, that sounds about right

4/6/2010 6:13:33 PM

oops sorry i got distracted furminating my cat.

this is all that is left of her:

4/6/2010 6:16:30 PM

GET INTO DA CHOPPA

4/6/2010 6:17:39 PM

so what credit score is that

4/6/2010 6:17:52 PM

She roots for Duke and uses family ties to the University as her excuse.

Any decent human being would disown their families in that situation.

It's shameful.

4/6/2010 6:18:19 PM

4/6/2010 6:36:32 PM

4/6/2010 7:12:19 PM

FUCK FERMAT FOUND MY YEARBOOK

4/6/2010 7:17:40 PM

KADWACKLE

4/6/2010 7:19:31 PM

also, she's short and clumsy

4/7/2010 7:43:09 PM