12 fl oz... or 355 mL

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 2:12 AM. Reason : units]

4/7/2010 2:10:12 AM

Depends on how much celery I've eaten.

4/7/2010 2:12:12 AM

way too many variables here

most obvious being when was the last time you came

4/7/2010 2:14:15 AM

i think an excel plot over a month would be a good measure

4/7/2010 2:14:56 AM

Quote :

"Volume The force and amount of semen that will be ejected during an ejaculation will vary widely between men and may contain between 0.1 and 10 milliliters.[9] (By way of comparison, note that a teaspoon is 5 ml and a tablespoon holds 15 ml.) Adult semen volume is affected by the time that has passed since the previous ejaculation; larger semen volumes are seen with greater durations of abstinence. It is not clear whether frequent ejaculation increases[10], reduces[11] or has no effect[12] on the risk of prostate cancer. The duration of the stimulation leading up to the ejaculation can affect the volume.[13] Abnormally low volume is known as hypospermia, though it is normal for the amount of semen to diminish with age."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation

4/7/2010 2:15:50 AM

Honestly it's not very much.

Nor does it come out forcefully.

I have a weak moneyshot

4/7/2010 2:17:47 AM

Obviously this varies. If I'm masturbating frequently and furiously, it's not producing much. However, somehow, I never jizz as much masturbating as I do if it's prompted from a woman... even under the same conditions. I mean, sure, you could be more excited and it stimulates more...

Because I can't remember not masturbating for more than three days since I was... hitting puberty... I went without for a month and had my girlfriend treat me. Well, so at the time I did this, I knew I wasn't going to last, so instead of doing it secretly, we just broke it and saw what happened. I know I can splooge with some force, but I didn't realize this would happen. I've never ejaculated so much in my life, and if my girlfriend's hair, neck, face, chin, and breasts hadn't been there to angrily catch it, it would have shot clear across the room (and one actually escaped and hit way high up on the wall behind the bed). I'm sure this happens to a lot of guys but christ I could have won a prize at the State Fair for those shots.

4/7/2010 2:24:10 AM

I hit the ceiling in a similar scenario

4/7/2010 2:26:11 AM

ha.

4/7/2010 2:27:28 AM

did anyone else make a game out of it and try to see how close you can get without hitting the ceiling?

4/7/2010 2:27:42 AM

I could only get that force from a woman and the game isn't very fun to them, needy bitches.

4/7/2010 2:28:43 AM

^Srsly. I left a long streak of ejaculate from a couple inches below the ceiling, and it extended pretty far, on a white wall. I was pretty noticeable, I had to get up there and really scrub, but the area looked weird for a long time afterwords.

After that I had to be inside her (in some fashion) or aiming into my hand or something, because she was pissed that powerwashed her face.

4/7/2010 2:31:41 AM

that is when you pull out the golden shower

4/7/2010 2:32:55 AM