oh hell yeah. Eric Balfour is a recipe for success in ANY movie

4/8/2010 4:58:26 PM

syfy movie?

4/8/2010 5:01:08 PM

oh hell yeah it's syfy

4/8/2010 5:06:29 PM

So the Dinoshark walks up to Eric Balfour and asks "Why the long face?"

4/8/2010 5:07:01 PM

aha, this thing eats just about any person that so much as falls in the water. Eric balfour throws in some fish and nothing happens. why is it that every monster only feels like eating people

4/8/2010 5:29:33 PM

4/8/2010 5:36:10 PM

fuck yes i'd watch the hell out of Cyberyeti

4/8/2010 5:44:00 PM

hahaha, the shark just jumped up and ate a helicopter, lol
this is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen. i've seen pornos with better acting

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1545986/board/nest/159345457

Quote :

"What I learned from watching this movie 1. If you're using a Jet Ski to escape from a prehistoric shark, always ride it in a circle and then stop to see if the shark is still chasing you. And be sure to perform stunts during your getaway ride. 2. Prehistoric sharks can jump out of the water to attack their prey or get over barriers. 3. Spear guns are incredibly accurate weapons in the hands of a blonde female marine biologist. 4. When you're shooting a prehistoric creature about to eat a little boy and your new boyfriend, always have something witty and Dirty Harry-ish to say - even if, in reality, no one is going to hear it. 5. When a sea-borne monster is terrorizing a resort, there will always be a guy paragliding during one of the attacks...and he will get eaten in a spectacularly gruesome fashion. 6. Despite the fact that many guests are disappearing and that mangled bodies keep washing up on shore, guests at a posh resort will continue partying and acting as if nothing untoward is happening. 7. No one who works for the Mexican government is actually Mexican. 8. Large prehistoric sharks who have no natural enemies will evolve to have tough armor plating. "

4/8/2010 5:49:26 PM

We made a big production out of watching this last night, and it was awesome. Actually it led us directly into watching "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus" and "Megapiranha."

But I can't believe nobody mentioned the most hilarious part of this movie: when the blonde is researching the dinoshark, finds a picture of it, and immediately takes her shirt off while continuing to stare intently at the computer. No explanation is given. It cuts immediately to the other guy.

4/11/2010 3:08:17 PM

that was a WTF moment there, I have to admit

4/11/2010 6:08:58 PM