Don't take it personally my sons. I may act like an asshole, but I love you all my sons. I am trying not to be an asshole, so please assist me in that endeavor son. If I become an asshole and begin to decorate, just be like "naw son, no need for the decoration son." It's mostly that I don't care about anything right now son, I just don't care son. I had to get rid of negative influences in my life, but it has left me a lonely son. Then the guzzle nugget left for no reason. I was very happy when the guzzle nugget was here, but now I feel empty son. Empty.


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4/9/2010 9:19:43 AM

you know how i know you're gay?

4/9/2010 9:20:20 AM

Don't be sad! >----<

4/9/2010 9:20:48 AM

^^i don't think he listens to coldplay

4/9/2010 9:21:15 AM

guzzle nugget = female?

4/9/2010 9:25:07 AM

^^^ Thank you my son. I have found you to be a very kind son.

Quote :

"you know how i know you're gay?"

How my son?

4/9/2010 9:27:47 AM

you're decorating

4/9/2010 9:40:06 AM

Yeah, I decorate everyone with my bullshit. That's what I'm talking about.


I'm a decorator.

4/9/2010 9:41:42 AM

i didn't bother to read the thread, just the title

4/9/2010 9:42:32 AM

Cool

4/9/2010 9:43:04 AM

PLS ASSIST IN THIS ENDEAVOR.

4/9/2010 7:06:00 PM

You'll be back son.

4/9/2010 7:08:04 PM

Yeah, that picture I posted there was a joke. I'll be back, like tomorrow and the next day.


The problem was that I'll either be here as an asshole or as a friendly son. Leaving was never a possibility son.

4/9/2010 7:08:53 PM

How can I assist, B?

4/9/2010 7:09:44 PM

See son, you're already back. We missed you.

4/9/2010 7:10:14 PM

^^ You're handling the situation properly at this time son. Just continue and that will be sufficient my son.

^ Yep.

4/9/2010 7:10:53 PM

4/9/2010 7:11:30 PM

Thank you for being a kind son G.O.D. son.

4/9/2010 7:41:20 PM

FUCK YOU, SON

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FACADE

AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE, SON

4/9/2010 7:43:48 PM

to ma favorite ginger!

4/9/2010 7:44:30 PM

^^ There is no hell son.

Unfortunately the comment is only mildly amusing.


^ MY FAVORITE G.O.D. SON!!!

4/9/2010 7:44:32 PM

IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE AMUSING, SON

4/9/2010 7:50:17 PM

Wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka wokka

wokka wokka SON.

4/9/2010 7:51:39 PM

Hah

4/9/2010 7:57:13 PM

I read the title as WHEN I AM DEMOCRATING. Go out with other sons so you don't feel lonely

4/9/2010 8:44:20 PM

No sons to 'ill wit right now son.

4/9/2010 8:45:15 PM

ASSIST A SON ON OCCASION, PARTICULARLY A VOMITING SON.

4/10/2010 12:01:29 AM

we'll aim you towards a toilet, but that's about it.

4/10/2010 12:09:23 AM

That will do son. I thank you for your assistance my son.

4/10/2010 12:12:27 AM

if you're gonna spew, spew into this

4/10/2010 12:14:25 AM

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4/11/2010 11:29:35 AM

I didn't do any decorating today or yesterday son, I took a little break. I'll most likely take a longer break this time son.

4/11/2010 7:05:11 PM

guzzle nugget?

4/11/2010 7:06:35 PM

hey son, you put pictures of planes and knife display cases on your walls son?

4/11/2010 7:06:36 PM

No knives or planes on the walls.


^^ Yes, the guzzle nugget is gone son.

4/11/2010 7:46:08 PM

I was requesting a definition of the term, son.

4/11/2010 7:49:10 PM

guzzle nugget (n): an endearing term used by weirdos to mean girlfriend or sexual partner. nugget refers to the female, and guzzle refers to ejaculating. put together the term implies a female who is ejaculated upon. may also be used in a demeaning way, especially if the female in question is used as a sex toy by more than one male concurrently. example, "yo sarah is our fraternity's guzzle nugget".


[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 8:01 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2010 7:59:29 PM

4/11/2010 8:49:03 PM

clever

4/11/2010 8:53:14 PM

Quote :

"COUNTRY NUGGET"

4/11/2010 8:53:26 PM

Quote :

"SNORE AND GUZZLE RADIO HOUR"

4/11/2010 9:00:07 PM

a whole hour? it takes your nugget that long to complete a proper guzzling?

4/11/2010 9:03:00 PM

It's on the google page son, apparently there's a show called the snore and guzzle radio hour son. But naw, it shouldn't take a hour to guzzle.

4/11/2010 9:26:32 PM

you literally make me lol

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4/11/2010 9:34:30 PM

this thread gets even funnier if you read it out loud to someone else

4/11/2010 9:36:19 PM

saab turbo for mod

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4/11/2010 9:39:11 PM