Payment: Screaming, cursing, a beer. Ladies get dinner if you coo over me hurting myself.

But seriously I hate getting splinters as they are a pain to get out.

4/10/2010 6:51:41 PM

just man up and get in there with some real tweezers

4/10/2010 6:53:24 PM

evan will be right over

4/10/2010 6:53:29 PM

Yeah, he doesn't look like he's going anywhere.

4/10/2010 6:53:39 PM

[Edited on April 10, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : dp]

4/10/2010 6:54:29 PM

your screams have no effect on my cold heart, but de-splintering a dude sounds like gay waiting to happen

4/10/2010 6:54:29 PM

^ nice doublepost

And for the rest of you. Tell me that you wouldnt ask your lady?

10 bucks I get a date tonight from this

4/10/2010 6:56:40 PM

4/10/2010 6:57:33 PM

i, too, once formed a long lasting meaningful relationship by getting a random internet broad to pull a tiny piece of oak out of my pinky

4/10/2010 7:01:03 PM

A few questions first:

Where is said splinter?
Where will this dinner be had?
At the end of the date, do you guarantee screaming from my end of the bargain?

4/10/2010 7:02:36 PM

^you forgot "are you hot?"

4/10/2010 7:11:08 PM

^Good point.


Are you hot?

4/10/2010 7:11:34 PM

I've heard glue is a good remedy to remove splinters but I haven't tried it myself.

Pour some Elmer's or what have you on the splinter and then when it dries, just peel it off. Let me know if it works.

4/10/2010 7:16:24 PM

^^ left index finger.
Just about wherever you want, I dont want angus barn but somewhere reasonable for a decent dinner.
Hmm, pends on the screaming. If you want I think i could.
Right now Im quite comfortable, its 70 degrees out, so Id say no.

[Edited on April 10, 2010 at 7:17 PM. Reason : !]

4/10/2010 7:17:12 PM

That just means you is

4/10/2010 7:22:32 PM

What kind of bitchmade softbatch dude doesn't enjoy removing his own splinters?

4/10/2010 7:23:26 PM

he is a fat, hairy slob that you would only want to be seen in public with at maybe a McDonalds....

4/10/2010 7:24:11 PM

Maybe call your girlfriend..... she'd be more than happy to help.

4/11/2010 12:13:19 AM

crazyglue

you're welcome

4/11/2010 12:30:35 AM