Goodnight, sweet, short man.

4/10/2010 7:28:13 PM

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"My aunt has a social worker friend. This friend was checking on one of her clients who is developmentally disabled and lives by himself. While checking on him, she heard thumping noises coming out of his bedroom. When she questioned him about the noise, he told her that he had a troll in the walls of his house. She dismissed it considering his active imagination and disability. But the noise did not cease. She said she was going to check on the noise, but he begged her not to because the "troll would hurt him". She said, "I am sure it is just an animal trapped in the walls - don't worry." She went into his bedroom and saw that his dresser had been pushed in front of his closet door. So, she moved it and opened the door....only to find a midget in the closet weakly banging on the closet door for help. Apparently, the midget is a Jehovah Witness and came by to tell the developmentally disabled guy about "Jesus". During their discourse, the midget angered the guy with the developmental disability. So, he captured the troll and put him in his closet. He had been there for two days. They still don't know if he is going to press charges."

4/10/2010 7:30:19 PM

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"As coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really, most sincerely dead!"

4/11/2010 8:15:41 PM

Someone at trivia told me that same story, but it was a friend of a friend's cousin who was disabled or something. That's how rumor's get started man, lol.

4/11/2010 8:44:21 PM

So fucking weird. My coworker just told me that same story that apparently her friend's something something had told her.

Fuckin' weirdos stealing stories!

4/11/2010 8:47:10 PM

that's what an urban legend is. it's always like a third-hand story from your cousin's plumber or something

4/11/2010 8:49:48 PM

Yeah but why the fuck say you heard it from blahblahblah? Just be like "yo this story on the internet I read...."

That's what I do anyways.

4/11/2010 8:51:18 PM

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"Someone at trivia told me that same story, but it was a friend of a friend's cousin who was disabled or something."

this chick i work with told me that story and i thought it was fucking hilarious. so of course i tell it to trivia peoples one night but when i google it the next morning i find out it's fake! bahhhhh

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]

4/11/2010 9:48:24 PM

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"As coroner, I must aver I thoroughly examined her And she's not only merely dead She's really, most sincerely dead!"

4/11/2010 11:02:38 PM