What a douche. I'd tell that guy to quit being a whiny bitch.

4/11/2010 1:19:47 PM

fuck that commercial

4/11/2010 1:20:12 PM

Hipster cuntface. I hate him more then cancer.

4/11/2010 1:31:30 PM

-shrug-

4/11/2010 1:33:17 PM

I, too, let him rile me up with his douchenozzleness.

4/11/2010 1:34:06 PM

This is why DVRs are so useful.

4/11/2010 1:34:39 PM

i'm about to be "that guy" if i keep drinking dunkin donuts everyday

4/11/2010 1:35:48 PM

It must suck to be dependent on coffee in the morning.

Or at least to think you're dependent.

4/11/2010 1:36:19 PM

I fully support this commercial because it's a McDonalds commercial that actually has a white person in it

4/11/2010 1:37:19 PM

I'd tell him to shave his fucking face and quit being such a goddamned hipster buttfuck

4/11/2010 1:37:55 PM

We all know someone like that.

4/11/2010 1:39:36 PM

I'd tell him to shave his fucking face and quit being such a goddamned hipster buttfuck

4/11/2010 1:39:42 PM

What about drinking coffee and going to McDonald's makes you a hipster?

4/11/2010 1:39:52 PM

What kind of hippie douche would get coffee from a McDonald's?

4/11/2010 1:40:02 PM

They're going upscale.

4/11/2010 1:40:33 PM

I assumed it was a girl saying this

4/11/2010 1:40:56 PM

Hahaha, basically.

4/11/2010 1:44:42 PM

seriously though, don't even talk to me til i've had my pepsi

i understand where he's coming from!!

4/11/2010 2:23:54 PM

I don't talk to those kind of people at any time.

4/11/2010 2:25:22 PM

Here's the commercial for those of you, like me, who have not seen it.

4/11/2010 2:25:23 PM

the last part made me lol

4/11/2010 2:28:16 PM

don't even talk to me until I've regarded you with unwashed dirty hipster derision

4/11/2010 2:28:36 PM

minor O-face at the end

4/11/2010 2:29:10 PM

i wouldn't recommend talking to me AFTER i've had coffee

i mean maybe on the phone is fine. but IRL probably wouldn't work out well for you

coffee hurts my tummy

4/11/2010 5:39:13 PM

that dude sucks.

4/11/2010 5:54:17 PM

i too hate that asshole

4/11/2010 5:59:26 PM

dirty hipster cuntface.

4/11/2010 7:53:11 PM

That guy might be a pretentious asshole, but there's nothing to indicate he's a hipster.

4/11/2010 7:55:56 PM

he's just latched on to a new term to hate

4/11/2010 7:57:47 PM

ugh that guy makes me so angry

4/11/2010 8:11:08 PM

you guys are just mad because he makes six figures and doesn't have to shower

4/11/2010 9:19:03 PM

i want to sling a chained-mace around until the angular velocity is 4pi radians/sec and slam it into this guy's face

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : the mass of the mace is 2 kg]

[Edited on April 11, 2010 at 9:23 PM. Reason : length of the chain doesn't affect the angular velocity, durrrrrrrrrr]

4/11/2010 9:21:03 PM

i used to be like that at my last job
but i think it was more b/c i felt like i was in the 6th level of hell

4/11/2010 9:22:04 PM

Did you guys know that mcdonalds employees draw murals in the flour before they make "southern" home made biscuits? true story, just saw it on a commercial on the Tee Vee.

4/11/2010 10:17:16 PM

so THATS what a hipster is...

4/11/2010 10:21:24 PM

Anyone who says this is a drug addict.

4/11/2010 10:23:57 PM

The woman on the bus would get it.

4/11/2010 10:25:15 PM

That guy's a dick. Sure, he acts like a nice guy after his cup of coffee, but we all know the "real" him.

4/11/2010 10:27:13 PM

Quote :

"That guy might be a pretentious asshole, but there's nothing to indicate he's a hipster."

HAircut, facial hair and his clothing. Hes a stage 5 hipster cuntface.

4/12/2010 10:07:23 AM

does not appear to be a hipster

4/12/2010 11:14:39 AM

Reminds me of a real life quagmire02

That wasn't intended as flattery

4/12/2010 11:16:15 AM

lol

4/12/2010 11:22:01 AM

Quote :

"HIPSTER CUNT FACE"

4/12/2010 11:42:22 AM

commercial is gay

but I laugh at his reaction to the dog

4/12/2010 11:43:48 AM

McDonald's commercial is stupid

you don't say

4/12/2010 11:44:57 AM

"smells like bigfoot's diiiiiccccckkkkk!!!!!!"

4/12/2010 12:17:47 PM

talk to meh

4/12/2010 12:18:50 PM

fuck 365black.com

4/12/2010 12:28:31 PM

Quote :

"minor O-face at the end"

hahaha, that's great.

4/12/2010 12:32:24 PM

set em up

4/12/2010 3:23:02 PM