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"In spite of its fluffy-cloud consistency and virginal white hue, whipped cream has a pretty naughty reputation. As far as childhood transgressions go, few are more delicious than filling your face up to the sinuses with ReddiWip when Mom isn’t looking. As we get older, whipped cream becomes the star player in the food-based lovemaking techniques that only slutty characters in cheesy raunch-coms actually engage in. Then, when you become truly jaded as you start to realize that no amount of clandestine dessert-topping snarfing and unrealistic Hollywood-sanctioned pseudo-kink can fill the deep black hole inside of you, whipped cream is there to ease your pain—or at least, its nitrous-oxide propellant is. But you know what makes everything naughtier, don’t you? That’s right, our good friend alcohol. Enter Whipped Lightning, a new line of flavored dessert/drink toppings that have been kissed by the booze fairy and packaged in a handy canister, the ideal device to deliver them unto the waiting mouths and stomachs of the confused young girls gone wild of America. Taste: The most surprising thing about Whipahol is that it tastes like, well, alcohol, and fairly strong alcohol at that. Considering its alcohol content is fairly high for something that’s basically just booze and air—36.5 proof, higher than liqueurs like Bailey’s and some schnapps—and the sparse ingredients list mentions only “grain neutral spirits with natural and artificial flavors and colors,” perhaps it shouldn’t be surprising that Whipped Lightning has a bit of a kick, but it’s still disconcerting for something as insubstantial as foam to kick at all. On their own, the Amaretto and Spiced Pumpkin Pie iterations had the most character, tasting like slightly burn-ier versions of their stated flavor profiles. Vanilla, being a fairly meek flavor to begin with, predictably couldn’t stand up to its co-star, grain alcohol, making Spiced Vanilla the most aggressively boozy—but still tasty—of the four. White Chocolate Raspberry, ostensibly the most delicious-sounding flavor, was the biggest disappointment: Its pronounced chemical overtones render it more akin to hair product than a sweet adult treat. "

http://www.avclub.com/articles/whipahol-whipped-lightning,40035/

4/13/2010 2:13:06 PM

4/13/2010 2:17:07 PM

"I imagine this is what alcoholics think clouds taste like."

4/13/2010 3:10:33 PM

Whip cream is great.
Alcohol is great.
Alcohol whip cream doesn't sound so great.

I'll take them separate plz so I can properly enjoy the merits of each.

4/13/2010 3:13:55 PM

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4/13/2010 3:15:12 PM

4/13/2010 3:23:25 PM

so what happens if you huff a can of this stuff

4/13/2010 3:25:37 PM

^^that is so fucked up

4/13/2010 3:28:06 PM

you know you love it

the funny part is none of the intervention people died except for the alcoholics, but I guess that is sort of common sense due to alcohol attacking every major organ in the body

4/13/2010 3:49:52 PM

my favorite part of that episode is when she goes to a cemetery to huff duster and passes out on top of people's graves...it's like foreshadowing or something.

4/13/2010 3:52:27 PM

mmmm creamy

4/13/2010 3:52:29 PM

^^^the level of fucked up in that reminds me of this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lLqqR2pcws

that duster stuff is some nasty shit

4/13/2010 3:58:31 PM

I am interested in sampling these

4/13/2010 3:59:56 PM

haha wtf is that

4/13/2010 4:00:03 PM