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merbig
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STOP IT!

Some of us don't want the fucking Pizza Hut and cum residue on your fingers on their screen!

4/13/2010 11:39:41 PM

Optimum
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here's your chance to lick it off

4/13/2010 11:40:26 PM

ncsuapex
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Bitches love smilies

4/13/2010 11:41:08 PM

merbig
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I would, but I need to make sure my screen doesn't have AIDS.

4/13/2010 11:41:13 PM

Optimum
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if you're worried about your screen having AIDS, then i'd say you have some priorities out of order.

4/13/2010 11:42:29 PM

TenaciousC
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thanks for reminding me I need to clean my screen

(but not for the reasons listed in the OP)

4/13/2010 11:44:39 PM

merbig
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I cleaned mine after about 2.5 years of having the laptop. I swear, I thought I had a new screen.

4/13/2010 11:45:23 PM

Optimum
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musta been all that Pizza Hut and cum and AIDS residue

4/13/2010 11:45:58 PM

adam8778
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mn1robibittdntms

4/13/2010 11:46:03 PM

merbig
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The AIDS was thick.

4/13/2010 11:47:07 PM

Optimum
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i think you left a little ebola smear on the upper left corner. might wanna dab that with a wet nap.

4/13/2010 11:47:50 PM

merbig
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I'll knock it out with the micro-fiber cloth.

4/13/2010 11:48:38 PM

wawebste
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you better

Quote :
"SMACK

A

BITCH"

4/13/2010 11:49:43 PM

Optimum
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actually, i think he's talking about cleaning up the remains from having smacked said bitch.


also, are you drunk again?

4/13/2010 11:50:35 PM

merbig
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Unfortunately, I am not drunk.

4/13/2010 11:51:14 PM

Optimum
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that drunk part was directed at website

4/13/2010 11:51:38 PM

merbig
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I hope he's drunk. If not for himself, at least for me.

4/13/2010 11:52:40 PM

wwwebsurfer
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hahahahaha, YES.

I cringe when people touch their own screens, and find it hard not to stare at their finger as they edge closer to mine.

4/13/2010 11:54:49 PM

wawebste
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no, I am not drunk

4/13/2010 11:55:44 PM

HUR
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I slap my g/f's hand when i see this. Can not stand it....

4/13/2010 11:56:14 PM

merbig
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I have a Macbook Pro, and the guy across from me in my group wanted to see what was on my screen. Instead of getting up and looking at my screen, he tries pulling it down, and not slowly. He jerked the son of a bitch. I heard a little cracking sound and yelled at him.

The reason why I mentioned my laptop, is because the Macbook Pro hinge only allows it to go down to about 120 degrees.

4/13/2010 11:57:36 PM

Netstorm
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Quote :
"I have a Macbook Pro,"


WHOA WHOA WHOA DAWG

I thought we were cool.

4/14/2010 12:00:00 AM

Optimum
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call him Justin now.

4/14/2010 12:00:38 AM

merbig
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LOL! I also have a PC which I'm on now that has Windows 7 and Kubuntu 9.10. I'm in Kubuntu right now.

4/14/2010 12:02:03 AM

Optimum
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Nerd.

4/14/2010 12:03:03 AM

merbig
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I just want it all.

[Edited on April 14, 2010 at 12:04 AM. Reason : And I also have 2 monitors on my PC.]

4/14/2010 12:03:54 AM

Netstorm
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^That partially makes up for it, but still...

4/14/2010 12:05:56 AM

merbig
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And I seldom play games.

4/14/2010 12:07:55 AM

Netstorm
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Dude, you could be playing with me.

I mean really.

4/14/2010 12:13:18 AM

merbig
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I've pretty much lost a lot of interest in video games. I'll still play once in a blue moon though.

4/14/2010 12:27:27 AM

G.O.D
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just don't bwn nasty crusty hoes with pizza hut AIDS fingers


problem solved.

4/14/2010 12:29:40 AM

fdhelmin
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I hooked a girls laptop screen with my backpack strap while I was taking it off in class. I dropped my bag, the screen went whoosh, but she caught the laptop before it fell. I felt bad

4/14/2010 12:36:19 AM

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