I WILL PAY A MOTHER FUCKER. PLEASE

4/18/2010 1:55:53 AM

but only a mother fucker?

4/18/2010 1:56:13 AM

ive fucked a mother, i qualify!

4/18/2010 1:56:52 AM

Present them.

4/18/2010 1:57:05 AM

^^ how was it?

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 1:57 AM. Reason : presented.]

4/18/2010 1:57:12 AM

THIS IS SERIOUS GUYS

4/18/2010 1:57:41 AM

PLEASE GUISE

4/18/2010 1:58:10 AM

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TAKING THIS AS SERIOUSLY AS YOU SHOULD

4/18/2010 1:59:06 AM

trust me, i'm not

4/18/2010 1:59:51 AM

you aren't taking this seriously at all

4/18/2010 2:02:30 AM

Oreo milkshake

4/18/2010 2:04:00 AM

i bet evan would do it

4/18/2010 2:04:43 AM

he's busy

4/18/2010 2:07:06 AM

he would do it for me i bet

4/18/2010 2:07:52 AM

lol im considering this.

4/18/2010 2:10:38 AM

You won't do it.

4/18/2010 2:16:31 AM

he'll make you go in your boxers

4/18/2010 2:16:58 AM

He won't do it.

4/18/2010 2:17:42 AM

well you are doing a terrible job convincing me to.

4/18/2010 2:21:07 AM

I WILL BUY YOU A MILKSHAKE

4/18/2010 2:26:17 AM

nah. not feelin a shake

4/18/2010 2:32:01 AM

add a happy ending to that shake

4/18/2010 2:32:40 AM

WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

4/18/2010 2:33:07 AM

5 shakes

4/18/2010 2:33:40 AM

COME ONE GUYS. I CAN'T BEAT IT UNTIL I GET SOME COOKOUT

4/18/2010 2:34:55 AM

i think we just got some truth spilled all over this thread

4/18/2010 2:35:48 AM

Oh man...I got this dude to drive me there tonight by getting him a chicken sandwich. It was a great idea. The cookout tray was bangin.

4/18/2010 2:36:34 AM

Optimum, I hate you. You are such a faggot. Literally.

And I mean that in the best way possible.

4/18/2010 2:38:11 AM

I mean, I am a fag. No biggie. Also, I'm in Texas, so there was never any hope of me driving you to Cookout. Sry.

4/18/2010 2:39:25 AM

WELL THEN FUCK YOU, FAGGOT.

4/18/2010 2:40:10 AM

you'll have to buy me a milkshake before i put out.

4/18/2010 2:41:05 AM

If I was in Raleigh, I would totally do it. Sorry for being out of town.

4/18/2010 2:47:50 AM

I just woke up..but i would have done it.

4/18/2010 7:00:04 AM

I will drive you.

Fee is one guzzle.

4/18/2010 8:03:07 AM

blackout

4/18/2010 9:40:36 AM

i would have done so

and Optimum - i just realized that you're the Ed i know from forever ago.

4/20/2010 1:01:45 AM

^^^ Haha, I apparently offered at like 8am.

4/20/2010 1:56:03 AM

4/20/2010 2:16:53 AM

i would've done this if i had seen it.

4/20/2010 8:04:17 AM