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ShinAntonio
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http://newsok.com/warr-acres-catholic-church-has-crucifix-some-say-shows-exposed-genitals-of-jesus/article/3453833

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Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church
Some parishioners say icon is obscene

WARR ACRES — Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.

"There are a couple people who have left the parish,” said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. "There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.”

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen "showing distension” — not a penis.

Seeton said, "I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there.”"


4/18/2010 11:46:40 AM

SaabTurbo
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Nice, I like it when religious nuts get angry. I hope they lose their religion over this.


BEHOLD "THE KING OF GLORY" MY SONS.

4/18/2010 11:48:28 AM

aaronian
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"caused a deep divide"

4/18/2010 11:52:38 AM

IMStoned420
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I like the look on Jesus' face. He's all like, "What, bitches?"

4/18/2010 11:53:10 AM

nasty_b
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He's like "when it's hard it's actually THIS long"

4/18/2010 11:54:33 AM

EMCE
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pretty impressive wang.

4/18/2010 11:55:27 AM

SaabTurbo
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IT IS REPORTED THAT A NUMBER OF FEMALE PARISHIONERS FAINTED AT THE SITE OF SUCH A WELL ENDOWED JESUS. IT WAS LATER NOTED THAT THEY WERE FOUND TO HAVE EXTREMELY MOIST PANTIES, AN INDICATION OF POSSIBLE AROUSAL AT THE SIGHT OF THE LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS THE CHRIST'S LARGE, THROBBING MEMBER.

4/18/2010 11:56:11 AM

EMCE
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Mine only reaches up to above my navel.
His is nearly touching the bottom of his chest plate.
Quite impressive.

4/18/2010 12:00:48 PM

SaabTurbo
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NOTE: COCK MUST REACH NAVEL IN ORDER TO RIDE.


-------- navel
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-------- cock base

4/18/2010 12:04:56 PM

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