AINT EEN CAME OUT CHET

SPOSETA COME OUT DIS JUNE

http://gizmodo.com/5520164/this-is-apples-next-iphone

MAN WHAT?

Man you 'ont wanna get dat iPhone? I thought Apple wa' yo' boys, I thought Steve Jobs wa' yo' folk?!

4/19/2010 11:38:42 AM

ebonics itt

4/19/2010 11:39:27 AM

Quote :

"WA' YO' FOLK?!"

4/19/2010 11:42:21 AM

He can't speak ebonics worth a shit btw.

It's sad that I am way better than his sorry ass at it. I had bmel thinking I was black son.

4/19/2010 11:42:43 AM

Man, first they released an underpowered phone.

Then they released the same shit 2 years in a row and tried to act like it was revolutionary, some shit.

Then they be talkin' bout how multitaskin' ain't necessary in a phone, then they release iPhone OS 4.0. Man, I ain' fuckin' wit' Apple NO MO.

4/19/2010 11:42:52 AM

YOU TRY TO COPY MY SPEAKING SKILLS, BUT YOU FAIL AT IT SON.

4/19/2010 11:43:56 AM

1. I'm not trying to copy any of your lame ass shit

2. this is outkast, son.

3. hahahaha you really think it matters if someone can speak better ebonics than someone else? that's like having a bleach-chugging contest. why are you so stupid?

4/19/2010 11:45:41 AM

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4/19/2010 11:46:28 AM

Quote :

"1. I'm not trying to copy any of your lame ass shit 2. this is outkast, son. 3. hahahaha you really think it matters if someone can speak better ebonics than someone else? that's like having a bleach-chugging contest. why are you so stupid?"

1. LIES.

2. LIES.

3. LIES.

4/19/2010 11:47:13 AM

ahahah you are so dumb it's fucking laughable.

4/19/2010 11:54:50 AM

Yes, apparently I'm dumb enough to be smarter than you.


Btw, can I elastrate you? I've been searching for volunteers recently and you seem like a good candidate son.

4/19/2010 11:55:33 AM

4/19/2010 11:58:46 AM

^ I agree, he is very uncalm for such a simple request. All I wanted was to elastrate him. I need a volunteer to practice on.

4/19/2010 11:59:38 AM

Smarter than me! LAUGHABLE, SON.

4/19/2010 11:59:41 AM

4/19/2010 12:01:04 PM

Give me a measure of your high level of dat intelligence son.

Perhaps IQ son.

Perhaps dat Mensa membership card.

Anything will work really.

4/19/2010 12:01:43 PM

I don't need to pay $60 a year to carry around a fucking badge to show how smart I am, son

4/19/2010 12:08:24 PM

In other words you have no evidence to support your claims.

I understand son.

4/19/2010 12:08:53 PM

Other than my repetitive punking you down? No.




But I also don't need it.

4/19/2010 12:10:31 PM

Like I said, I understand son.

4/19/2010 12:11:18 PM

I'm glad, son.

4/19/2010 12:12:30 PM

So, you gonna let me elastrate you or what son?

You keep trying to sidetrack yourself away from this shit with your unsupported claims of intelligence.

4/19/2010 12:12:46 PM

No, you aren't getting anywhere near my balls, son.




Why don't you practice it on yourself? You'd be doing society a sincere favor by taking yourself out of the gene pool, son.

4/19/2010 12:15:24 PM

See, this is what I'm talking about son. You come up asking me to elastrate you but then you back out.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME I ALMOST GET A VOLUNTEER.

4/19/2010 12:16:20 PM

At no point did I ask you to do anything of the sort, son.



Perhaps you should trade that MENSA card in for the Remedial Reading Fundamentals course fee at Wake Tech.

4/19/2010 12:18:41 PM

You have asked me MULTIPLE TIMES to elastrate you.


Oh and when did I say I had a Mensa card?

4/19/2010 12:20:13 PM

e-tuffness itt

4/19/2010 12:21:15 PM

Illiteracy ITT

4/19/2010 12:22:14 PM

4/19/2010 12:24:04 PM

4/19/2010 12:26:00 PM

I'm amazed it's this easy to troll him honestly. But it really shouldn't be surprising.

4/19/2010 12:27:08 PM

You ain't trollin me, son. I'm just bored on a vacation day.




[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : hey hey hey what's the haps]

4/19/2010 12:29:50 PM

sup guys wats goin on ITT

4/19/2010 12:30:22 PM

^ Nothing worth reading really, just me trolling a wetodd son.

4/19/2010 12:33:07 PM

4/19/2010 12:34:32 PM

e-penis fight

4/19/2010 12:35:04 PM

I just wanted to get his testicles so I could add them to my body part collection. I have a habit of collecting amputated body parts in jars and I've been looking for someone who would like to be elastrated so I can obtain a fresh, clean specimen for my collection. He asked me to elastrate him earlier this month, but apparently he doesn't want it known publicly. I'm not sure why he's this embarrassed about it son.

4/19/2010 12:40:01 PM

man, first dey was some computers, man, then they was an mp3 player or a cell phone or some shit, and they started talking about some iPad shit. I can't fuck with them no more.

4/19/2010 12:43:07 PM

I <3 eleusis

4/19/2010 12:43:45 PM

4/19/2010 12:46:18 PM

They sayin' a compoota could do my job better than I could damn do it!

4/19/2010 12:51:40 PM

Wait, so... that first post is supposed to be ebonics?

I thought it was Cajun. It seemed like a good cajun, too.

4/19/2010 2:27:13 PM

add to my topics!

so saabturbo likes to collect 'balls', huh? not surprised in the least bit. that's why he is so chill these days and not doing his DECORATING anymore... cuz he is out of the closet and so a lot less frustrated.

4/19/2010 2:41:01 PM