I'm thinking...agree.

4/19/2010 8:01:26 PM

Completely bypass the vagina and go straight for the brown-eye.

4/19/2010 8:02:59 PM

visa

4/19/2010 8:03:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW02c5UNGl0

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 8:10 PM. Reason : video. ]

4/19/2010 8:03:53 PM

multiple orgasms + your credit card =

4/19/2010 8:04:19 PM

be the right man for her

if you're not, it's not really possible to please her, ultimately...at least that's my experience

4/19/2010 8:05:45 PM

MAKE BABBY

4/19/2010 8:06:31 PM

^^^ That has actually worked. It seemed a little shallow. I tried to add to the formula, but the marginal costs outweighed the marginal gains.

4/19/2010 8:07:09 PM

this falls into the realm of the unknown, much like the existence ufos, ghosts, and bigfoot.

those that claim to have proof are either fooling themselves or are on meth.

4/19/2010 8:15:34 PM

whatever you do, don't say anything. You have already lost.




and how is there no "send her a smiley" yet

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4/19/2010 8:18:05 PM

Just agree.

4/19/2010 8:19:48 PM

^ I was right!

4/19/2010 8:20:17 PM

take a shower with her

then piss on her.

4/19/2010 8:21:48 PM

agreeing USUALLY works

but sometimes it doesn't work at all. like when i pick an outfit and i say "is this cute" and he agrees sometimes i'm like "well i don't like it"

this is part of being a woman


but yes usually agreeing works or just telling me that you like me and that i'm the best person in the whole wide world. and orgasms, too.

4/19/2010 8:26:07 PM

This is a trick question. There is no way to please a woman.

4/19/2010 8:26:28 PM

A "vacation pass" allowing them to leave the kitchen?

4/19/2010 8:28:30 PM

also how is there no "beat them" yet?

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[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : whatweb is this? certainly not thewolf]

4/19/2010 8:29:11 PM

SEX
PEE
CUDDLE

4/19/2010 8:30:21 PM

4/19/2010 8:34:36 PM

nah son

i got the answer

i just what you to do what i want. but without me telling you. which means you must always know what i want without me saying anything and then do it!

4/19/2010 8:36:01 PM

Take out the garbage.

4/19/2010 8:36:24 PM

it changes. What will please them this moment, will piss them off in the next

4/19/2010 8:45:09 PM

Quote :

"but yes usually agreeing works or just telling me that you like me and that i'm the best person in the whole wide world."

sure, that's what you say

but in reality, you'll get bored if we just agree with you, laugh at all your jokes, and concur with all your opinions

what women really seem to want is a perfect balance of yes-man, and man with balls who's not afraid to disagree, snap at them, and give them shit

4/19/2010 9:11:05 PM

cuddles, laughs, food & bang

duh

4/19/2010 9:17:15 PM

some of you are underestimating the power of $$$

4/19/2010 9:19:39 PM

i find backrubs work pretty well

4/19/2010 9:21:06 PM

Quote :

"some of you are underestimating the power of $$$"

there's a difference in placating and pleasing

4/19/2010 9:27:49 PM

jewelry

4/19/2010 9:31:05 PM

RUB ME

4/19/2010 9:31:16 PM

linda I *did* rub you....you didnt notice

4/19/2010 9:35:24 PM

that means it doesn't count

DO IT AGAIN!

4/19/2010 9:36:10 PM

^^^^i think i was considering placating/pleasing to be similar. i'm not going to get technical here. i could be very pleased with $$$$$. i'll probably still cheat on you but i'll be pleased.

4/19/2010 9:37:03 PM

whores, all of you

4/19/2010 9:38:49 PM

^^, ^ hahaha

4/19/2010 9:38:58 PM

sounds like your bf just gave me the goahead

4/19/2010 9:39:19 PM

gooooooood

he certainly doesn't do it enough*




*enough = every day

4/19/2010 9:41:07 PM

I contend that ScHpEnXeL has the hottest girlfriend. She seems aggressive as well.

4/19/2010 9:41:14 PM

let them out of their cage every now and then. be careful though; there's a fine line between pleased and spoiled.

4/19/2010 9:41:18 PM

enough = 3x per day

4/19/2010 9:42:27 PM

After the first date, pull her pants down and stick your tongue in her asshole.

She'll never forget you.

4/19/2010 9:43:01 PM

you could do that to a complete stranger and they'd never forget you.

4/19/2010 9:45:18 PM

i believe that was his point

4/19/2010 9:53:42 PM

Hire a maid/chef. Don't bang them instead of her (don't cheat). Rub her the right way. Do your own thing, yet, pay attention to her. Date night. Send that bitch a smiley face.

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 10:32 PM. Reason : make her laugh]

4/19/2010 10:13:28 PM

Money, Fame, and Power.

4/19/2010 10:15:13 PM

fuck'er right every time she drops the panties

4/19/2010 10:16:07 PM

throw in the choke on that bitch....let her know that you are the giver and the taker

4/19/2010 10:19:31 PM

ATM

4/19/2010 10:24:25 PM

Give her wine and make her laugh

4/19/2010 10:24:57 PM

^ You mean get her drunk and give it to her.

4/19/2010 10:26:05 PM

Combination of tongue and finger

4/19/2010 10:41:52 PM