So I got home at 6 and there was no package at my doorstep. I got mad. Checked with my neighbors, looked everywhere, called UPS/B&N and basically threw a bitch fit.

Left to get something to eat about 20 min ago and when I got home there it was, opened and sitting next to my front door.

Somebody is watching...

4/19/2010 9:17:42 PM

someone at ups probably stuffed it with drugs and had someone in your area pick it up before you got it

4/19/2010 9:25:59 PM

one of your neighbors had it

4/19/2010 9:26:30 PM

*starts beatboxing*

4/19/2010 10:03:25 PM

urite

*starts beatboxing*

4/19/2010 10:06:41 PM

Was it drugs?

4/19/2010 10:10:16 PM

Oddly, it was a drug handbook.

4/20/2010 12:47:44 AM

Fuck, I thought you were sawahash for some reason.

I was going to say.

YOU LIVE IN ATLANTIC BEACH.

4/20/2010 12:50:50 AM

This happens all the time. UPS delivered it to wrong address, that person was like "wtf, a package" and opened it without inspecting the name on the package, realized he didnt order a book from B&N and wasnt expecting any drug books as gifts from friends of family, looked closer at the address and dropped it off at your door. No big deal

4/20/2010 12:54:16 AM

^

4/20/2010 12:56:50 AM

THIS IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL GOD DAMMIT

4/20/2010 12:58:37 AM

Yeah, I get angry when people open shit without reading the address and THE NAME ON THE GOD DAMNED PACKAGE.

4/20/2010 1:54:39 AM

yeah, especially if you're not expecting a package

they probably did read it and opened it anyway to see if there was anything good inside

[Edited on April 20, 2010 at 7:49 AM. Reason : afds]

4/20/2010 7:48:41 AM

Quote :

"Fuck, I thought you were sawahash for some reason. I was going to say. YOU LIVE IN ATLANTIC BEACH."

wat?

4/20/2010 8:25:02 AM

Quote :

"Fuck, I thought you were sawahash for some reason. I was going to say. YOU LIVE IN ATLANTIC BEACH."

wat?

4/20/2010 9:03:20 AM

I don't get it?

4/20/2010 12:48:23 PM