I feel like girls who wait until marriage to have sex look forward to getting married waaaay more than girls who live with or regularly have sex with their boyfriends.
But even though these girls claim to be pure, religious, etc., the main reason they count down the days is so they can feel what it's like to get taken to pound town. They may claim that they have found their best friend or man of their dreams, but subconsciously they want his cock more than anything.

Agree? Disagree? tl/dnr

4/21/2010 11:18:37 PM

Yeah, you nailed it.

4/21/2010 11:21:04 PM

yes, she was itchin to be taken to pound town

4/21/2010 11:23:25 PM

duh

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4/21/2010 11:23:31 PM

Yeah, you nailed it.

4/21/2010 11:24:02 PM

This is why Christian divorce rates are the same or worse than the rest of the population.

4/21/2010 11:25:00 PM

lemme holler at her, Jen.

4/21/2010 11:26:23 PM

Or girls who date guy virgins


I agree though

4/21/2010 11:26:32 PM

^^^^

she looks young for having 1030839842093483209 kids

4/21/2010 11:26:37 PM

the mormon divorce rate is pretty low

4/21/2010 11:26:57 PM

^ I thought Mormons circumvented problems by allowing 3rd base.

4/21/2010 11:28:21 PM

if its allowed then there is no reason for divorce i suppose?

4/21/2010 11:29:40 PM

being able to marry another wife without having to leave the first one helps also.

4/21/2010 11:31:04 PM

It's like a 30-day trial to see if the guy can work that vajayjay and if the girl can deliver pole polishings. Clearly Heavenly Father wants that for his children and is most heavily weighed on compatibility tests.

4/21/2010 11:31:12 PM

not all mormons have multiple wives

i know a few mormons. they're nice people and dont try to convert me

4/21/2010 11:33:20 PM

I'm glad my religion doesn't care if I do the nasty before marriage.

4/21/2010 11:33:39 PM

Multiple wives would suck

Multiple mistresses is where its at

4/21/2010 11:34:08 PM

I'm not Mormon. I hate organized religion. I love working that vajayjay. I wish that was a religion.

4/21/2010 11:34:12 PM

On the flip side, rarely do marriages fail because of bad sex

4/21/2010 11:35:32 PM

The lesson here is: Fuck Early, Fuck Often.

4/21/2010 11:36:25 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory

4/21/2010 11:36:39 PM

there are still people who are virigins when they get married?

-not including 13yos in some foreign country.

4/22/2010 12:06:25 AM

Quote :

"TAKEN TO POUND TOWN"

4/22/2010 12:10:36 AM

^^ Statistically, anything is possible.

^ I like to take girls to Pound City.

4/22/2010 12:13:41 AM

^ Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty ?

4/22/2010 12:18:02 AM

Yes.

4/22/2010 12:18:39 AM

Quote :

"there are still people who are virigins when they get married? -not including 13yos in some foreign country."

http://offbeatbride.com/2010/04/wedding-night-virgin

4/22/2010 12:34:14 AM

It would suck to wait until marriage to find out that Prince Charming is impotent.

4/22/2010 12:36:07 AM

i've got a friend who is saving herself for marriage... i'm gonna call her out on that tomorrow... shake the bag up and see what falls out hehehe

4/22/2010 12:41:49 AM

I just had dinner tonight with a friend who is in an abstinent relationship (three years) and has no plans of breaking is. Granted, she also slips into discussion things like "Well, anyone who doesn't love Christ is going to hell, so we have to consider that."

She's actually decent looking, and by decent looking I mean GOD GIVEN BREASTS. Despite her stance on sex, she dresses like an absolute whore, but that's nothing new.

Quote :

"I'm not Mormon. I hate organized religion. I love working that vajayjay. I wish that was a religion."

There is such a religion, it's called the Church of Hot Addiction.

4/22/2010 12:56:48 AM

thank god captain obvious is on the scene

4/22/2010 12:59:23 AM

do you guys ever experience a thing where you hear a term for the first time, and then immediately following you hear it a lot?

i'm currently experiencing that with "pound town". maybe it's just a fresh phrase.

4/22/2010 1:40:05 AM

V seeking V for lessons





...dats a lie, I'd like a V. Lets be clueless together

4/22/2010 1:43:29 AM

^Oh darn, is that your penis? I think I accidentally put it inside me. What, you like this?

4/22/2010 1:44:33 AM

i wonder if there's the same mystique about banging a virgin for females as there is for dudes. probably not, they'd probably rather fuck a guy who knows what the fuck he's doing

4/22/2010 1:47:27 AM

I personally wouldn't be keen on sex with a virgin but I also don't want to have sex with a manwhore.

4/22/2010 1:54:57 AM

Take that V-card!!

if you wait till marriage then how can you get the best V-card collection ever!?

4/22/2010 2:01:06 AM

^^^I've talked to plenty non-sluts who still treated male virginity in the same way that guys treat it. Whether it was a matter of conquest or innocence or something, I don't know, my vagina hasn't been shipped to me yet.

4/22/2010 2:07:01 AM

In a way I kinda wish I was a virgin again. Any type of relationship I start now I'm going to be taking very slow, no rushing into anything.

But now, I would hate to marry a virgin, I want a guy that at least knows what he is doing in bed.

4/22/2010 8:30:37 AM

My best friend's fiancee is a virgin. They've been together for like 6 years, and he's a TWWer, and he's banged out plenty of girls, but she's been waiting.. Now that they're engaged I think she said she was ready, but yeah.. it was weird in the beginning because all of his other friends have been sleepin around for years, girls and guys, but it's cool now..

4/22/2010 8:36:38 AM

Quote :

"I'm glad my religion doesn't care if I do the nasty before marriage."

Which one is that? I thought all flavors of Christianity disallowed sex before marriage?

Quote :

"there are still people who are virigins when they get married? "

Yes, there are millions in the US. Even if you don't count the Mormons/Amish/Quakers/etc, there are still many who choose stay virgins until marriage.

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"But now, I would hate to marry a virgin, I want a guy that at least knows what he is doing in bed."

That's not a rule written in stone. When I had sex for the first time (she wasn't a virgin), she couldn't believe me that it was my first time. I guess it helps to educate yourself using biology textbooks [and porn]

4/22/2010 8:42:47 AM

Quote :

"That's not a rule written in stone. When I had sex for the first time (she wasn't a virgin), she couldn't believe me that it was my first time. I guess it helps to educate yourself using biology textbooks [and porn] "

True...and I mean I could always train him to do what I like, he doesn't have bad habits from the past that he thinks all chicks like.

Hmmm...maybe a virgin wouldn't be bad after all.

4/22/2010 8:50:53 AM

Lol quakers?

Surely you know nothing about the society of friends

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

4/22/2010 8:55:27 AM

Actually, I found out I have some quaker blood in me, and don't call me Shirley!

btw, I know you weren't talking to me...I just wanted to do the don't call me Shirley thing.

And it's not the quakers that don't believe in sex, it's the Shakers that don't believe in sex. There aren't very many of them left though, when you have to recruit people to join it's a lot harder than just reproducing kids and brain washing them into being members.

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 8:59 AM. Reason : ]

4/22/2010 8:57:32 AM

no one cares


I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 22, 2010 at 9:07 AM. Reason : ]

4/22/2010 9:01:04 AM

Quote :

"On the flip side, rarely do marriages fail because of bad sex"

that is INCREDIBLY untrue.

4/22/2010 9:01:22 AM

Yeah... SHAKERS!

Mixed up the names.

4/22/2010 9:04:10 AM

So what about beejs and buttsex?

4/22/2010 9:36:00 AM

LOL...I love OBB and I love Ariel

Quote :

"'Biblically know myself' is totally my new euphemism for masturbation. As in, 'I'm going to take a nice long bath, Biblically know myself, and then take a nap.'"

4/22/2010 9:47:40 AM

I've never been with a virgin


Whores FTW

4/22/2010 9:56:13 AM