My mother-in-law sends me the weirdest emails sometimes lol.

Phase 1

Your first day at work is great.. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss.

Phase 2:

After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

Phase 3:

This is what happens after about SIX Months!

Phase 4:

You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do. You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

Phase 5:

After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

Phase 6:

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!

So what phase are you?

4/23/2010 6:45:37 AM

LOL phase 5 and 6 are AWESOME!!!

4/23/2010 7:06:18 AM

4/23/2010 7:38:01 AM

^p.bear is hard at work! ...back all hunched over n shit. In.the.zone.

haha, I like that gif

4/23/2010 7:53:04 AM

Phase 6

^^ is that a real panda?!

4/23/2010 8:16:14 AM

Nah, it's an animated gif image of a panda.

4/23/2010 8:20:49 AM

don't know why but ^ made me lololol

4/23/2010 8:22:51 AM

i too, laughed at that.


perfect delivery.

[Edited on April 23, 2010 at 8:33 AM. Reason : .]

4/23/2010 8:33:17 AM

6 cracks me up

4/23/2010 8:34:02 AM

^^^^LOL

4/23/2010 8:35:48 AM

Quote :

"is that a real panda?!"

Quote :

"Nah, it's an animated gif image of a panda."

Home run, sir.

4/23/2010 8:41:22 AM

still didn't answer my question

Nah, it's an animated gif image of a real panda.
OR
Nah, it's an animated gif image of a toy panda.

4/23/2010 8:42:40 AM

I like phase 2 & 6

I'm stage 0

Quote :

"is that a real panda?!"

Quote :

"Nah, it's an animated gif image of a panda."

FTW

4/23/2010 8:54:01 AM

It's shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

4/23/2010 8:54:42 AM

2-3

workload has really dropped off more to 1 than anything

4/23/2010 10:55:12 AM

I'm a phase 6

4/23/2010 11:41:34 AM

hahaha Panda Bear Rocking had me rolling

4/23/2010 12:33:45 PM

somewhere between phase 1 and panda.

4/23/2010 12:39:29 PM

thread of the day

4/23/2010 12:40:42 PM

i find myself between phase 1 and 2:

4/23/2010 12:51:37 PM

man I thought EPIC CAT was a TWW thing (i.e. someone's cat who is/was on TWW)

and I saw that last gif a while back on 4chan or somewhere and I knew it was not meant to be

4/23/2010 1:24:46 PM

Phase 5. I'm ready for a vacation in the worst possible way.

4/23/2010 1:25:54 PM

i sent this to my boss! he loves phase 2 cat
i think phase 3 is where its at!

4/23/2010 1:26:33 PM

Still in Phase 1

4/23/2010 1:28:08 PM

hahahahahahaha

Quote :

"Nah, it's an animated gif image of a panda."

made me spit my freakin dr pepper, perfect delivery, unexpected, 10/10

4/23/2010 1:31:34 PM

^^ Lucky.

4/23/2010 11:17:20 PM

I laughed at the cats and then laughed really hard at the panda gif. hmmmm.

4/23/2010 11:19:29 PM

phase 5 atm

4/23/2010 11:26:23 PM

4/23/2010 11:27:49 PM

phase 5

4/24/2010 12:09:25 AM