Blumpkin- The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.

Alabama Hot Pocket- the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Alaskan Pipeline- the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Abe Lincoln- When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.

4/25/2010 3:32:06 PM

the merbig- where you continuously lick your own asshole.

4/25/2010 3:32:44 PM

urbandictionary.com
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4/25/2010 3:40:47 PM

^ Yeah, because like the dictionary, everyone is expected to read that.

4/25/2010 3:45:07 PM

unfortunatly you would be supprised

4/25/2010 3:46:42 PM

i personally like the Cincinnati bowtie.

4/25/2010 3:47:53 PM

ragged, you know what the point of a forum is right?

he didnt ask what were things, he obviously wants to discuss this

[Edited on April 25, 2010 at 3:48 PM. Reason : f]

4/25/2010 3:48:16 PM

just posting the dictionary like that is no fun.


i, too, can do that.
boring.

4/25/2010 3:50:55 PM

My friend showed me smegma on Urban Dictionary today.

He mentioned something about a smegma tornado or smegma twister, but it's not on Urband Dictionary.

[Edited on April 25, 2010 at 3:52 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2010 3:52:26 PM

Frotting:

4/25/2010 3:53:44 PM

Quote :

"Blumpkin- The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump. Alabama Hot Pocket- the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards) Alaskan Pipeline- the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Abe Lincoln- When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat."

this is just silly stuff made up by 12 year olds right? I mean, no one actually does this stuff...right?

4/25/2010 3:57:48 PM

The Electric Pony said that it was done as an initiation for frats.

4/25/2010 4:05:34 PM

the sigfried and roy - while getting a girl from behind, you switch with a friend without her knowing and run outside and knock on the window and wave

the david blane - cant remember, had something to do with sleeping in a box or something

the houdini - while handcuffed to the bed, you escape and blow it on her

the david copperfield sipt on her back, when she looks back you let it gon on her face

the chris angel you blow it on her without being in the same room

4/25/2010 6:50:33 PM

The glass bottom boat - Defecating on saran wrap that's held over your partner's face

4/25/2010 7:43:10 PM

The Birmingham Booty Call:
You insert the girls cell phone into her ass. You start fucking her. You grab your cell phone. Call her. She shits the cell phone out. She answers the call while getting fucking. You talk dirty to her on the phone.

4/25/2010 10:31:07 PM

I've always been partial towards the Tony Danza.

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!

4/25/2010 11:32:51 PM

Still my favorite (from TFLN, though, not urban dictionary):

Quote :

"(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!"

4/25/2010 11:40:38 PM

haha my friend did the Mortal Kombat after reading that from TWI

space docking - the act of defecating directly into your partners vagina

4/25/2010 11:44:05 PM

the sword swallower?

4/26/2010 12:23:24 AM

middle school called

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

4/26/2010 12:23:56 AM

battle with little snake

4/26/2010 12:31:25 AM

Donkey Munch.

Donkey Punch a bitch as she's chewing another bitch's rug.

4/26/2010 2:09:44 AM