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"LINCOLN, Neb. — Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man. He told them that he'd been bitten at a party. Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat. Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite. Flood said the ear chunk was not found. Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don't yet list her attorney's name."

At least it did not happen in NC.

4/28/2010 9:53:19 PM

I don't think her vile act of cannibalism is helping her case.

4/28/2010 9:54:03 PM

words

4/28/2010 9:54:33 PM

All newspaper articles should be in Twitter format.

4/28/2010 9:54:54 PM

I read the thread title as "Police Woman bites man..." and thought, at least she didn't use her gun

4/28/2010 9:57:49 PM

That'll show him that she's not fat!

4/28/2010 9:59:42 PM

They didn't find the ear chunk because she ate it...

Also, she was able to tackle the man to the ground...

All signs point to fattie

4/28/2010 10:00:44 PM

I wish you could post "worthless without pics" on WRAL.

4/28/2010 10:01:17 PM

Google again wins the internet.

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" A Lincoln woman is accused of biting off part of a man's ear who insulted her, police say. Anna Mae Godfrey, 21, 1101 D St., was arrested on suspicion of first-degree assault after an incident outside a house party on the 7400 block of Greenwood Street, said Lincoln Police Officer Katie Flood. Flood said three men in their twenties at the party were arguing with the rest of the partygoers as they left around 3 a.m. Then, Flood said, one of the men shouted an insult at Godfrey. Godfrey allegedly ran half a block, tackled the man and bit off a chunk of his right ear. Flood said the missing piece of the man's ear was not found, and he would likely require plastic surgery. "

4/28/2010 10:02:13 PM

Goddamn her ears are so unlike each other... she was just balancing out the guy's ears to make them like hers

she RAN HALF A BLOCK? she can run? and the dude just stood there as a truck was coming towards him???


[Edited on April 28, 2010 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2010 10:04:57 PM

She looks to be working on growing a goatee. (either that or she did not bother to wipe off the blood from the ear she ate)

4/28/2010 10:06:05 PM

And she has a little 'stash going for herself too.

4/28/2010 10:06:08 PM

no

that's just all her eyebrow hairs giving up the fight against gravity

4/28/2010 10:30:39 PM

^ That made me LOL

4/28/2010 10:31:20 PM

she's channeling mike tyson

4/28/2010 10:45:30 PM

So, the dude had a half block of forewarning.

This is why you carry KNIVES SON.

DE-THROAT THAT BITCH (ALTHOUGH, YES, YOU NEED A GOOD SIZED KNIFE TO GET THROUGH THAT NECK).

4/28/2010 10:49:00 PM