The first day each year that's hot enough to make my balls stick to the side of my leg upon exiting from a vehicle marks the first day of summer in my world. It's like my own personal groundhog day for summer.

Discuss.

5/3/2010 11:30:30 AM

baby powder ftw

5/3/2010 11:37:38 AM

baby powder is ok, but Gold Bond is AWESOME. It’s like a midget chewing wintergreen gum and then blowing on your nuts.

5/3/2010 11:39:02 AM

i hate when you start to walk and your ball hair feels like it's being ripped off because your balls are stuck to you leg. very painful.

5/3/2010 11:39:16 AM

i guess i'll have to try gold bond on my nuts

^shave dem things, son

5/3/2010 11:40:24 AM

i have no ball hair

5/3/2010 11:40:34 AM

if i don't shave them for whatever reason in the summer it pisses me off

5/3/2010 11:43:52 AM

Gold Bond is one of the greatest inventions known to man.

5/3/2010 11:46:29 AM

i have no ball hair

5/3/2010 11:51:00 AM