If your life was a movie...

...Who would play you?
...Who would direct?
...What type of genre?
...Would you want your parents to see it?

5/3/2010 3:15:21 PM

All I know is that this girl gets to play my wife

5/3/2010 3:18:22 PM

^^ Debbie Does Dallas

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2010 3:18:41 PM

Lex Steel
Scorsese
Noir
No

5/3/2010 3:18:50 PM

...Who would play you?

Aziz Ansari

...Who would direct?

Kevin Smith

...What type of genre?

comedy

...Would you want your parents to see it?

yes

5/3/2010 3:19:23 PM

Shes gets to play as one of my wives. Aim high gentlemen.

5/3/2010 3:19:39 PM

chris farley would play me

i'd direct that shit b/c i'm the only one who understands any of it

it'd be one of those comedies that has like a serious moral or some shit at the end

yeah, sure, i'd let em watch it

5/3/2010 3:20:27 PM

Chris Farley is dead.

5/3/2010 3:20:48 PM

...

5/3/2010 3:21:18 PM

Larry the Cable guy would gain 40 pounds for the role and play you

5/3/2010 3:21:43 PM

Hmm.... There are two people I'm torn between for playing me... 1) Drew Barrymore, because she sortaaa looks like me and 2) Juliette Lewis because she's hilarious and I love her.


I would want Quentin Tarantino or the Farrelly Brothers to direct. Or Tim Burton.

Probably a comedy but with some Tarantino action and also some stop animation.

Hell yeah I would want my parents to see it



OH and I would hire Kevin James to play Eric

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2010 3:21:45 PM

Liev Schreiber
Tarantino
Cop Drama set in NYC in the mid 70's
I could really care less

5/3/2010 3:25:11 PM

...Matt Damon
...Wes Anderson
...Comedy (of errors)
...Of course!

5/3/2010 3:26:59 PM

Anyone in the world and he picks Liev Schreiber

5/3/2010 3:28:12 PM

Juliette Lewis is so ugly

5/3/2010 3:32:20 PM

1. Eric Bana
2. Christopher Nolan
3. Black Comedy
4. Sure, why not

5/3/2010 3:36:32 PM

I think she's pretty - but she cracks me up, which is why I chose her.

or Ginnifer Goodwin because I feel like she could play a high strung character

5/3/2010 3:36:50 PM

...Who would play you?
don cheadle

...Who would direct?
ron howard

...What type of genre?
tragiccomedy

...Would you want your parents to see it?
not the unrated version

5/3/2010 3:38:19 PM

Who would play you?
Kat Dennings

Who would direct?
Cohen brothers or Tim Burton or Guy Ritchie

Who would write it?
Charlie Kaufman

What type of genre?
Dark comedy/ sci-fi/ fantasy

Would you want your parents to see it?
sure

5/3/2010 3:45:47 PM

I think I would be played by Bokeem Woodbine
It would be like a Doug Funnie-styled social commentary with some funny stuff in it and some real gangsta shit
I dont know no directors like that, but id like to fuck Sandra Bullock in between takes, and probably wind up finding a way to include that in the movie cuz it would be the best thing to ever happen in my life and bokeem woodbine wouldnt mind hittin a sandra bullock look a like
everything but the fornication with sandra bullock



so id want sandra bullock to direct

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 3:47 PM. Reason : f]

5/3/2010 3:46:24 PM

Who would play you?
Joshua Jackson

Who would direct?
Guy Ritchie

Who would write it?
Guy Ritchie

What type of genre?
Comedy

Would you want your parents to see it?
nah, it'd go straight to dvd and they'd miss it

5/3/2010 3:47:51 PM

that shit was off the dome too it only took about 45 seconds to type all that out

they my truest feelings i didnt even space it out

5/3/2010 3:48:34 PM

cool

tell me less

5/3/2010 3:51:35 PM

I am going to try to formulate a less involved post for you to appreciate, my friend.

please stand by.

5/3/2010 3:53:28 PM

If my life was a movie...

Quote :

"...Who would play me?"

Gerard Butler

Quote :

"...Who would direct?"

Rob Reiner and Michael Bay

Quote :

"...What type of genre?"

Action / Comedy with lots of explosions

Quote :

"...Would I want my parents to see it?"

of course

5/3/2010 3:58:02 PM

I'm surprised no one has mentioned "a Spike Lee Joint" yet

5/3/2010 4:00:05 PM

kissy face explosions amirite?

5/3/2010 4:00:35 PM

my husband would be played by Ed Norton

5/3/2010 4:02:16 PM

i want mine presented in the same format as Team America

5/3/2010 4:02:58 PM

^^^O U RITE

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:03 PM. Reason : CARAT]

5/3/2010 4:03:28 PM

I cant fuck spike lee

5/3/2010 4:05:23 PM

...Who would play you?
not sure here

...Who would direct?
not sure

...What type of genre?
family drama on par w/ Rachel Getting Married or Life as a House or The Family Stone

...Would you want your parents to see it?
Yes

5/3/2010 4:14:07 PM

^robin scherbatsky aka robin sparkles

5/3/2010 4:16:48 PM

I agree!

5/3/2010 4:18:03 PM

huh, I could see that!

^and Ed Norton would need to play my husband too

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2010 4:23:29 PM

Quote :

"...Who would play you?"

Ben Affleck

Quote :

"...Who would direct?"

Ron Howard

Quote :

"...What type of genre?"

Inspirational (Possibly of Disney movie caliber)

Quote :

"...Would you want your parents to see it?"

Absolutely

5/3/2010 4:27:22 PM

Quote :

"Anyone in the world and he picks Liev Schreiber"

dude looked a lot like me in Wolverine

5/3/2010 4:28:23 PM

i think if my life was a movie as of right now it would be based around the last year of my life so it'd probably FIRST be a nicholas sparks book and then a movie hahaha

so i don't know who would play me. maybe if anne hathaway would do nicholas sparks, but probably not. plus she seems like she might be way taller than me. maybe ginnifer goodwin would work!

of course a nicholas sparks book/movie is not how i want my life movie to go but i feel like it could fit into that (like my sick dad saying goodbye to my dying mom while both are patients at the hospital and me being the "parent"). totally sappy love story. either that or a lifetime move lol.

and the director would be whoever directs those cheesy movies.

OR i could also see it going the way LK envisions hers:

Quote :

"family drama on par w/ Rachel Getting Married or Life as a House or The Family Stone "

which i would prefer. and i think would also totally work since my life is very dysfunctional

5/3/2010 5:10:39 PM

My movie would be boring as fuck

5/3/2010 5:12:05 PM

I am deferring an answer until I am on my death bed. I don't want to jinx the rest of my life

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 5:19 PM. Reason : i think i can spell...]

5/3/2010 5:18:36 PM

^^

5/3/2010 5:18:54 PM

1. George Clooney - I have the same sense of humor as most of his characters (albeit not nearly as well delivered), and since I look nothing like him it would be the one time in my life girls are swooning over me.

2. Coen Bros. - only they could make my boring life entertaining

3. Dark Comedy

4. Sure, why not. I've got nothing to hide.

5/3/2010 6:11:19 PM

1. Mike Myers or a tanned equivalent of Michael Cera
2. Mike Judge or Judd Apatow or Kevin Smith or Seth Rogen or Harold Ramis
3. Smart Screwball Comedy with a lot of pop culture references
4. Nah, we don't like the same movies.

Bonus answer: Martha MacIsaac or Zooey Deschanel or Ellen Page would play my love interest.

5/3/2010 6:20:25 PM

I'm convinced that Spontaneous is a boy version of me. Ditto to his answers, tho ellen page or jenna fischer or jen aniston would play me.

5/3/2010 6:31:43 PM

ohhh i want ellen page to play me!!!

5/3/2010 6:32:06 PM

i think rachel leigh cook would play me. not that i think we look all that alike, but i think she'd just be a good fit for me.

and i think the genre would be an awkward romantic comedy. sorta like "when harry met sally"combined with a mockumentary like "best in show" so the directors would be rob reiner with help from christopher guest.

my parents would, but it would be one of those movies you cover your eyes at parts because you get so embarrassed for the main character....

and cody would be played by kevin federline


[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 10:07 PM. Reason : dgfdgdf]

5/3/2010 9:58:54 PM

someone who knows me do mine, i am so uncreative it hurts

5/3/2010 10:00:55 PM

I heart rachel leigh cook. She rocked in Tha Wrassler.

I don't look like any of the actresses I mentioned, but they're very dry.

5/3/2010 10:06:14 PM

THE T-BAGG STORY, STARRING

BILL NYE as TRAVIS OAKLEY

DIRECTED BY GUY RITCHIE

ACADEMY AWARD WINNING ANIME

AND OF COURSE HIS MOMMA WOULD SEE IT, SHE LOVES HIM

5/3/2010 10:06:14 PM

aha my momma luuuhhh me

5/3/2010 10:08:07 PM