Ain't got shit to do, 'cept for reading TWW and Internet porn.

5/3/2010 4:01:47 PM

that's pretty much my todo list today

5/3/2010 4:02:22 PM

Consider this a message to my mellow in the front seat
Of the Jeep pumpin' beats for your rump
In the summertime I'm risin' to the shine at 12:20
Ghetto streets are sunny, niggas is gettin' money
It's mad hot, and what I got to do I'm not sure of
I call up Maura, this dip I know from Bora Bora
Was rappin' for a second about what I reckoned that I

Was doin' at six, she was invitin' me to the flicks
That I'm with, blew a kiss Now I'm in the shower
I meant the bath in which I simmer for half an hour
Then got drier, put on attire to inspire
Hit my dresser for numbers of women that I admire
Laid around and lounged 'til around two
Then I got up and ate, drank a brew and caught a page from the crew
Sayin' "Where ya at? Later, meet us up at the Plat
Bring a sack, ayo it's Saturday, it's gonna be fat"
Now it's 3:37 and I still ain't left the rest
Electric Relaxation from A Tribe Called Quest
With the boom, tokin', smokin', coolin' out
As I parlay in my room 'cause it's a lazy afternoon

Consider this a message to my mellow in the front seat
Of the Jeep pumpin' beats for your rump
In the summertime I'm risin' to the shine at 12:20
Ghetto streets are sunny, niggas is gettin' money
It's mad hot, and what I got to do I'm not sure of
I call up Maura, this dip I know from Bora Bora
Was rappin' for a second about what I reckoned that I

Was doin' at six, she was invitin' me to the flicks
That I'm with, blew a kiss Now I'm in the shower
I meant the bath in which I simmer for half an hour
Then got drier, put on attire to inspire
Hit my dresser for numbers of women that I admire
Laid around and lounged 'til around two
Then I got up and ate, drank a brew and caught a page from the crew
Sayin' "Where ya at? Later, meet us up at the Plat
Bring a sack, ayo it's Saturday, it's gonna be fat"
Now it's 3:37 and I still ain't left the rest
Electric Relaxation from A Tribe Called Quest
With the boom, tokin', smokin', coolin' out
As I parlay in my room 'cause it's a lazy afternoon

Consider this a message to my mellow in the front seat
Of the Jeep pumpin' beats for your rump
In the summertime I'm risin' to the shine at 12:20
Ghetto streets are sunny, niggas is gettin' money
It's mad hot, and what I got to do I'm not sure of
I call up Maura, this dip I know from Bora Bora
Was rappin' for a second about what I reckoned that I

Was doin' at six, she was invitin' me to the flicks
That I'm with, blew a kiss Now I'm in the shower
I meant the bath in which I simmer for half an hour
Then got drier, put on attire to inspire
Hit my dresser for numbers of women that I admire
Laid around and lounged 'til around two
Then I got up and ate, drank a brew and caught a page from the crew
Sayin' "Where ya at? Later, meet us up at the Plat
Bring a sack, ayo it's Saturday, it's gonna be fat"
Now it's 3:37 and I still ain't left the rest
Electric Relaxation from A Tribe Called Quest
With the boom, tokin', smokin', coolin' out
As I parlay in my room 'cause it's a lazy afternoon

5/3/2010 4:06:30 PM

reading days in action, folks

5/3/2010 4:11:47 PM

Indeed. With 1 exam on Friday, and my last exam on Wednesday, I have a lot of free time.

I get the contemplate why the hell we have to take 7 bullshit humanity courses, and why I have to stay here longer than I have to, all while drinking beer to make the time go by faster.

5/3/2010 4:15:56 PM

no exams for me this time

i got a 5 page paper due at 11 tonight. i got 2.5 pages right now

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:17 PM. Reason : after that i don't have shit except graduation ]

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:17 PM. Reason : oh yeah and work ]

5/3/2010 4:17:14 PM

Quote :

"Internet porn. "

can we not drop the internet part of this now?



unless of course it's porn involving sex with the internets. in which case, carry on.

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 4:18 PM. Reason : add]

5/3/2010 4:18:00 PM

One of my neighbor's still has several shoeboxes of porno mags and a few dozen porno VHS tapes

I can respect that

Its like how some people prefer to listen to their music on vinyl

5/3/2010 4:22:47 PM

the worst part of VHS is having to fast forward all the way to the creampie.

5/3/2010 4:25:37 PM

^^^ It's a bit of a reference to Chi-City's "Lazy Sunday" video.

5/3/2010 7:15:34 PM

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he's doin'.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what's crackin'?
You thinking what I'm thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it's happenin'.
But first my hunger pains are stickin' like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where's the movie playin'?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That's a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERF***
It's the Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater's over-priced.
You've got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I'll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin' like she never seen a $10 before.
It's all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I'm ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we're handlin'.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we're droppin' Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We're bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?) Cles of Narnia

5/3/2010 7:28:22 PM