While walking outside at work today, a bird took a shit and it landed on my leg.

5/3/2010 5:03:39 PM

Good luck.

Could have ended up in your mouth like what happened to Cyndi Lauper.

5/3/2010 5:04:11 PM

true, true. i hardly ever sing though. too much of a southern accent here.

5/3/2010 5:04:54 PM

it just is

5/3/2010 5:05:14 PM

Heh, I edited that to take out the singing, because really, who would walk down the street singing anyway?

5/3/2010 5:05:23 PM

Bad luck. You should've killed the bird ahead of time.

5/3/2010 5:06:05 PM

"suspend" says qntmfred

5/3/2010 5:06:28 PM

well i wasnt even walking down the street, more like a barn.

5/3/2010 5:07:35 PM

so you were asking for it?

5/3/2010 5:08:46 PM

A. Good luck
B. Bad luck
C. Random event

C Señor.

5/3/2010 5:09:44 PM

yeah i guess i literally walked into that shitty situation.

5/3/2010 5:09:56 PM

at least it didn't go in your eye. I would imagine that would be seriously bad luck.

5/3/2010 5:12:43 PM

that would be quite the story to tell someone haha

5/3/2010 5:13:27 PM

Which of the following images more closely represents the events in question, Liztheshiz?



or

5/3/2010 5:17:52 PM

good luck with that

5/3/2010 5:18:52 PM

haha i never saw the bird, but i wish it could have been more eventful like the first picture. ..the 2nd one is just a bit too up close and personal for me.

5/3/2010 5:19:11 PM

5/3/2010 5:21:47 PM

I'm sorry for your misfortune. I shall pray for you.

Lettuce Pray.

5/3/2010 5:22:16 PM

thanks guys. appreciate it.

5/3/2010 5:25:00 PM

I actually was on my way to pay rent today and right before pulling in the parking lot of the rental office, a bird shit on my windshield...no big deal I thought, its raining

Then I get out of my car and see like 4-5 spots on my hood...I got diaro-bombed, but hey, at least it was my car and not me

5/3/2010 5:25:07 PM

ha i guess i should walk with an umbrella next time, i might get bombarded.

5/3/2010 5:33:35 PM

suspend

5/3/2010 5:36:33 PM

Fartsquid fails at HTML.

5/3/2010 5:37:28 PM

While it could have been worse, I still say bad luck.

Post pics of your legs with the shiz on them so we can all make a more informed call

5/3/2010 5:41:50 PM

lol i already took a shower.

5/3/2010 6:24:02 PM

We suppose the shower pics will have to do.

Thank you for your cooperation.

5/3/2010 6:26:04 PM

iop1

5/3/2010 6:27:05 PM

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5/3/2010 6:45:00 PM

I will post here

5/3/2010 6:45:46 PM

5/3/2010 6:47:51 PM

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someone please fix this fucking thread

[Edited on May 3, 2010 at 6:49 PM. Reason : epic]

5/3/2010 6:48:57 PM

There she is.... there's the girl that always wakes me up by walking by my barn. It ends today...

5/3/2010 6:51:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_il1SuB0x3g

5/3/2010 6:54:50 PM

lol good one.

5/3/2010 6:57:48 PM

pad to page 2

5/3/2010 7:07:01 PM

a pigeon shat on my head in Venice, so I don't want to hear it

5/3/2010 7:07:56 PM

Suspend tartsquid.

5/3/2010 7:11:25 PM

bbb

5/3/2010 7:16:19 PM

nnn

5/3/2010 7:16:19 PM

POST

5/3/2010 7:17:14 PM

Am I the only one that sees this thread broken at post 2?
(outside of the post reply frame, of course...)

5/3/2010 7:17:24 PM

post...just a few more for a new page to fix it

5/3/2010 7:17:50 PM

tromboner950, tartsquid decided to be a dick and break the fucking page.

5/3/2010 7:18:39 PM

what's wrong with it?

5/3/2010 7:19:37 PM

^ Really?

5/3/2010 7:23:01 PM

yes, really.

5/3/2010 7:23:45 PM

2 more

5/3/2010 7:24:41 PM

cvvvcvcv

5/3/2010 7:24:50 PM