BOTH!

5/4/2010 4:48:56 PM

5/4/2010 4:57:14 PM

I do like the smooth sensation of a cool menthol after I stab the fuck outta somebody

5/4/2010 4:59:39 PM

That's a great way to cut off the tip of your cigarette

5/4/2010 5:14:56 PM

That's a great way to cut off the tip of your cigarette nose

5/4/2010 5:16:34 PM

I don't understand.

So, is the purpose of this to set your stabbing victims ablaze?

or

to cut your lit cigarettes?

5/4/2010 5:17:40 PM

It's so you don't have to carry both your lighter and your switchblade.
Now, you can have both in one -- taking up less space in your pocket or purse.
And it's completely unnecessary.... a better combo would be cellphone-lighter.

5/4/2010 5:20:39 PM

Quote :

"I do like the smooth sensation of a cool menthol after I stab the fuck outta somebody "

i like to heat up my knife before i ram it into someone. is that even possible with this?! if not. boooo.

[Edited on May 4, 2010 at 5:23 PM. Reason : .]

5/4/2010 5:22:44 PM

Quote :

"CAUTERIZE THE WOUND"

5/4/2010 6:42:39 PM

hey look!

the tard made another tard thread!

5/4/2010 6:44:06 PM

i put the tard in stardom

5/4/2010 6:46:02 PM

ibsaabturbo

5/4/2010 6:46:59 PM

Quote :

"a better combo would be cellphone-lighter."

Not if you're SaabTurbo. His preference would be cellphone-knife son.

5/4/2010 7:07:57 PM

it's for emo kids

sometimes you're in a cutting mood, and sometimes you're more in the mood to burn yourself

but this device does it all

5/4/2010 7:14:54 PM

Lightsaber.

5/4/2010 7:23:22 PM

Quote :

"it's for emo kids sometimes you're in a cutting mood, and sometimes you're more in the mood to burn yourself"

wins

5/4/2010 7:40:05 PM

sometimes you feel like a fruit
sometimes a rock
i dunno

5/4/2010 10:43:55 PM

This item is complete dog shit and, while hilarious, I DO NOT APPRECIATE.


Chinese dog shit is not something I consider to be worthwhile son.


REAL POCKET KNIVES ARE MANUAL ACTION AND UTILIZE HIGH PERFORMANCE STEELS SUCH AS CPM-S30V, CPM-S90V, M4, CPM-M4, D2, CPM-D2, 154CM, CPM-154CM OR VG-10 SON (HELL, EVEN AUS8 SON). THIS SHIT PROBABLY USES STEEL OF THE LOWEST POSSIBLE QUALITY WITH THE SHITTIEST POSSIBLE HEAT TREATMENT AVAILABLE.

ALSO, FUCK YOUR AUTOMATIC KNIFE SON. IT MAY FAIL WHEN YOU NEED IT (I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH HIGH END OUT THE FRONT AUTO KNIVES FAILING ON ME SON) AND WHEN THEY WORK THE LOCKUP IS GENERALLY PISS POOR, EVEN ON ONES THAT COST HUNDREDS, LET ALONE $10.

5/5/2010 5:40:17 AM

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